The whole point of science is to take an absolute stance on things. I dare you to tweet this to @neiltyson

My daughter did exactly that, and you know what? Her autism was clear as day looking back, well before she was vaccinated. From day 1 she didnt want to be swaddled and sometimes didnt want to be touched when upset. She was also captivated by the world, and i desxribed it at the time as it looked like she was taking in…

Athlete Uses Mobile App For Exact Purpose It Was Created, Pearls Clutched.

What if you put on a seatbelt and then you have a heart attack? Rare things will happen after ubiquitously common things all the time. Math. That is why we have epidemiology. Backed by bench science, we now know the autism idea is horseshit sold to morons by a fraud. It has failed every scientific test.

Not just the increased risk to your own children, but the increased risk to other children.

What if you vaccinate and your child starts growing horns? It’s a nonsensical argument. Please pay attention in science class and repeat after me, there is no link between vaccines and autism. The Wakefield study that claimed a link has long ago been proven fraud. This is not an unanswered question of medical science…

There is plenty of autism in families “with no previous history of the illness.” This is known, and it is also known that autism presents itself in a spectrum, the S in ASD. So there is the very real possibility (if you use Occam’s Razor) that there was ASD in the family but it went unrecognized. Changes in diagnostic…

Does that mean you should be given discounts on healthcare that was likely directly responsible for your childs degenerative illness?

There is no scientific evidence that vaccines cause autism. None. And a key component of vaccinations is herd immunization; ergo the more people in that are vaccinated the better vaccinated we are as a whole. Anti-vaxxers are crazy people.

If it was indeed “almost identical,” your reaction sure seems a touch hypersensitive.

Sending out dick pics is a risky move.

Yeah, my mouth just dropped open, especially about the costume bit. Like, sure, they should be able to recognize Stephen Colbert as himself, but he’s also a pretty average-looking middle-aged white guy and probably has some dopplegangers at the convention.

Seriously, I could not have rolled my eyes any harder at Pence thinking Mulan was liberal media propaganda from Disney to try and convince kids that women should be in combat roles. And somehow, he’s the less stupid / crazy one of the two...

Is that Jason Momoa, otherwise known as Khal Drogo? What is this from?!

Pretty obviously staged for his show. Still fun, though.

Honestly there are probably tons of people working to set up the convention that couldn’t care less about Trump, it probably wouldn’t have been hard to convince one of them to let a celebrity in through the catering door.

This is the best approach. I had a random dude on OKC from across the world message me, “You seem so awesome. Why are you single?” I replied, “Because I’m a raging alcoholic?”

After awhile, when we said no we weren’t having kids, and they’d ask why, I started following up with “why did you have kids?”

Aw, I’m sorry your family (or just your uncle, sorry for lumping them all in there) are dicks. I handled the family nosiness situation by oversharing anytime I did have a boyfriend. Now, no one in my family asks because they don’t want to know.

And then if you do get married they badger you about having kids. Just tell them to suck a lemon and live your life exactly the way that makes you happy!