Athlete Uses Mobile App For Exact Purpose It Was Created, Pearls Clutched.

Sending out dick pics is a risky move.

Yeah, my mouth just dropped open, especially about the costume bit. Like, sure, they should be able to recognize Stephen Colbert as himself, but he’s also a pretty average-looking middle-aged white guy and probably has some dopplegangers at the convention.

Seriously, I could not have rolled my eyes any harder at Pence thinking Mulan was liberal media propaganda from Disney to try and convince kids that women should be in combat roles. And somehow, he’s the less stupid / crazy one of the two...

Is that Jason Momoa, otherwise known as Khal Drogo? What is this from?!

Pretty obviously staged for his show. Still fun, though.

Honestly there are probably tons of people working to set up the convention that couldn’t care less about Trump, it probably wouldn’t have been hard to convince one of them to let a celebrity in through the catering door.

This is the best approach. I had a random dude on OKC from across the world message me, “You seem so awesome. Why are you single?” I replied, “Because I’m a raging alcoholic?”

After awhile, when we said no we weren’t having kids, and they’d ask why, I started following up with “why did you have kids?”

Aw, I’m sorry your family (or just your uncle, sorry for lumping them all in there) are dicks. I handled the family nosiness situation by oversharing anytime I did have a boyfriend. Now, no one in my family asks because they don’t want to know.

Good and very happy they contacted the police as well. What this woman did is a complete and utter violation of privacy. The other gym goer was just minding her business, getting dressed in a locker room and this bitch takes a picture of her and posts it on the internet with the caption “If I can’t unsee this then…

And then if you do get married they badger you about having kids. Just tell them to suck a lemon and live your life exactly the way that makes you happy!

According to Playmate of the Year Dani Mathers, it is scientifically possible to “accidentally” body-shame a woman on Snapchat. I’m waiting for Neil deGrasse Tyson’s Twitter dad take on it with bated breath.

It’s Hilary Clinton. Anything she does must be met with snark, disbelief, negative judgement, and dissection of what she “really” means. She can’t just be an older woman using a trend to make a bad joke.

the boston globe is doing a huge story on mental health care rn

James Dean was an outcast. Oscar Wilde was an outcast. Andre 3000 was an Outcast. Poop guy is.... Not that. He’s crazy poop guy.

I wonder how much longer the Daily Show has? All of the reasons that I watched are gone—John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Sam Bee, and now Jessica Williams. I gave up shortly after Trevor Noah took over. Is there really any reason to watch anymore?

That was an amazing collection of stupid and I too would like to know how she found them.

Keaton kitty is not impressed.

This is my boyfriend modeling some vintage swim gear: