That’s insane. How can she not see how brutal that ‘joke’ is? It’s this:

15 and a person of color: practically an adult who should have known better

I’m old so the twitter confuses me, but I clearly need to start paying attention to black twitter. Those burns are quality.

There’s a lot of good broadcast TV around in the last 10 or so years (and I won’t even expand that to include my much loved Firefly). Just to name a few: Brooklyn 99 is pretty good at making a slightly more keyed up Barney Miller vibe. The Goldbergs presents some good nuance even if it is a family comedy. Scrubs was…

Right?! CBS comedies suck. Except for Mom because Allison Janney is the best and can do no wrong.

are you extremely dumb?

/the slowest of slow-claps

Right? They all got the shaft in the end.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

Imagine being so clueless that you think this is a cute little story and not incredibly shitty & fucked up.

I wonder if someone secretly hates her and told her to tell it.

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

I think it’s Trump’s actual cash assets, about $1200, all in ones and fives. And copies of loan applications to the Bank of Russia. And a note that says “Please help me.”

I’m going to miss her brand of shade.

The box was just recycled, there is a Kohls scarf inside from a boxing day sale.

I assume this is a total disaster for her. She is unprepared to be in the spotlight this much, her husband is a rotting pile of tangerines, and he likes her stepdaughter better than her. I only feel a little sorry for her, since she chose to marry him in the first place, but I suspect she wanted a standard trophy wife…

The password to his Twitter account.

If there was any justice in this world, it would have been Trump’s tax returns in that box.

“You only had to deal with him for a few hours, how do you think I’ve been dealing with him and his hands for over a decade”.