Aw, but if you don’t watch it, you won’t be able to see Alt-Right Barbie explain how Kellyanne is such a badass woman (“talk about glass ceilings,” she said) and why don’t you liberals want to talk about HER amazing accomplishment??

Literally the only dick pic we will ever need.

I have a pet pig (and yes, you definitely want one).

Yes, to all of this! It reminds me of when the ACA was rolled out, and people didn’t know anything about it and were freaking out. Remember that Kimmel piece where he was asking people on the street what they thought of Obamacare? They hated it, but when he said, “ok, what about the Affordable Care Act,” and they were…

The fifth book is my least favorite, by far. It's hard to get through—but try to power through to the last two books; they're actually my favorite!

You definitely need to. And read the books!

Definitely both! I started out watching the show first, and started reading the books a joy halfway through the first season. I’m now totally obsessed with both. The books are a huge commitment, timewise, but very much worth it!

Holy shit that cover tho. Lorde who?

Well this is a disappointing turn of events.

God damn it what the fuck is this shit? I just finished neener-neenering at my conservative brother-in-law because similar bullshit legislation was vetoed by the governor in SD (my husband’s native state), and now this crock of hot garbage is flying through the legislature where we live. This is bullshit.

I wish she had been my boss! I hated the smug looks those fuckers gave me when I was forced to give them their money back.

We had to give it to them, though. Same with the kids who would buy tickets to PG-13 movies and get caught sneaking into R flicks. That always chapped my ass!

I used to work at an AMC theater, and we had people bringing little kids in to R-rated movies all the time. I remember when The Brothers Grimm came out; it was PG-13, but super dark and violent. Soooooo many people showed up to that one with their 6-8 year olds, probably thinking of Grimm’s Faity Tales. I warned every…

Parents like you give me hope for future generations. Thanks for being awesome!

Yes, but only on days that end in “y.” It was easier when he could crawl up on my lap, but now that he’s tipping the scales at 200lbs, I happily lay down on the floor with him, because he’s utterly irresistible. :D I mean, just look at him!

Pigs poop when they’re nervous, and they don’t like to be held. This was the only possible outcome in this scenario. Poor little guy tried to warn her!

I have a potbelly pig, and I can tell you from experience that, “I just pooped” is almost always accurate for his hefty ass.

Wait wait wait. These are the same people who want to grant a fetus personhood so they can classify abortions as murder, but they would withhold the very documentation that grants personhood to the fetus once it becomes a real live baby. Makes perfect sense. Pro-life, indeed.

They would have to do it in Palin’s yard so a predictably shirtless Putin could see the action from Russia.

This is my most favorite political fantasy. The longer the Repubs keep up their (tired and predictable) obstructionism, the more real it feels.