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A Strange Banana
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It’s Hilary Clinton. Anything she does must be met with snark, disbelief, negative judgement, and dissection of what she “really” means. She can’t just be an older woman using a trend to make a bad joke.

the boston globe is doing a huge story on mental health care rn

James Dean was an outcast. Oscar Wilde was an outcast. Andre 3000 was an Outcast. Poop guy is.... Not that. He’s crazy poop guy.

I wonder how much longer the Daily Show has? All of the reasons that I watched are gone—John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Sam Bee, and now Jessica Williams. I gave up shortly after Trevor Noah took over. Is there really any reason to watch anymore?

That was an amazing collection of stupid and I too would like to know how she found them.

Not to mention the ones who claim abortion is a racist holocaust against black people and then turn around and call poor black single mothers welfare queens just looking for a handout.

I’m just reminded of all the conservatives who are acting like these transphobic bathroom laws are rooted in a desire to protect women and girls from being raped. Then I think about Brock Turner and Owen Labrie and Lonnie Franklin, and countless others who either get reduced sentences or are not caught for years. And

Of course because they know the police aren’t gong to waste money searching for these women when there are Ivy League rapists to protect.

Yeah, he never stopped being a predator he just became a better one.

dozens of photos of unidentified black women were found at Franklin’s home

HILDAAA

Keaton kitty is not impressed.

This is my boyfriend modeling some vintage swim gear:

Hilda all the way for bathing suit inspiration.

Yeah . . . so the thing is many of these people wish they’d gotten a dog instead. Rabid cries of “HELL NO THEY’RE NOT THE SAME” is a decent indicator of silent white-knuckling.

That’s when I’d be doubling down and acting like it was a revelation that Ruby was a dog and promises to sue the hospital to the ground for lying to me.

A crib is made of BARS, which shapes a fragile baby brain into believing that prison is inevitable. It’s been proven that babies who slept in cribs are 312% more likely to commit petty larceny, mayhem, and light arson as adults.

That’s terrible. I’d have my kid trained to jingle the bell by the door so they can go out and poop in the yard with the dogs.

Your poor friend! I can’t imagine going through that. Btw, you’re an awesome friend for watching her baby so she could sleep. People often only think of material gifts to give to new parents (no judgment, I got some good stuff!), but actions help so, so much.

If I ever have a kid, forget sleep training, they’ll be crate-trained by 12 weeks.