Let’s incessantly ask him for his birth certificate, proof that he doesn’t have a death certificate / is not some reanimated dervish of hair and generic Viagra, and his tax returns for the last 10 years.

I’ve gotten to the point of just really hating this fucking piece of shit. It’s too visceral at this point for me, so I see no need to be articulate about him. Fuck him and fuck every traitorous American who supports this childish, lying, egotistical dumbass.

I’m betting it will be Paul Ryan, the Reluctant Prince of the GOP. We already saw him agonize over the speaker position, he has a lot of practice feigning a moral struggle as he hefts the weight of the Republican leadership upon his shrugging shoulder.

I could imagine a world in which he wins and then uses his innaugural address to resign. I mean, he wants to win president, not necessarily be president.

Oh my God I was just trying to figure that out today too! Is there a precedent for a modern presidential election where one candidate is running unopposed? Because this is what the next six months is going to look like. And if he can’t take day one of scrutiny can you imagine what he’s going to be like after months of…

What would happen if he quit mid-campaign? I don’t think it’s outside the realm of possibility.

That was the weirdest press conference I’ve ever seen outside of the context of a gay sex scandal from a family values candidate.

Seriously, your fetish should not become the entirety of your existence.

For the individual I domme for, it’s sexual for him. Without getting too into doxable details, he enjoys the idea of being humiliated/denigrated but also beloved/having a specific role, and the pup play allows him to both be treated as a ‘second rate citizen’ (ie, you’re an animal and you’re not as…

OMG, can you imagine? Actually, someone should just rewrite yelp entries using 19th century vocabulary. 10/10 would read.

Your comment makes me wish there was Yelp in 1844.

Haven’t we left kink territory with these people though? This might be a kink for some people, but for these people it just seems like they are trying to find an excuse to not acknowledge their adult responsibilities.

“But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.” Yes. Yes, they did. They were being kind and acting like they didn’t, but they did.

Yeah, my real-life dog nips at someone or chews on some computer parts and we are going to have words.

That’s true. I should have said, “I would have withheld treats from him.”

yeah, don’t force other people to participate in your kink

“Even when I worked in PC World I would sometimes walk up to people and nip at their shirt. I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.”

I tried ambergris once. It gave me the vapours.

Seriously. It also helps when trying to figure out what certain terms mean. So ‘two apples’ has VERY different meaning from 1900 to 2016. Damn giant modern apples.

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