Hey, Ted? Sit down, buddy. Let’s you and I have a little talk. Listen. I know how much you loved campaigning for the presidency. Campaigning for the presidency was your best friend! You guys got to do stump speeches and debates together, heck, campaigning for the presidency even made other human beings willing to…

Ah, Ted. You cannot help but lie. “The best team ever put together in politics,” would not have lost and certainly not so humiliatingly badly to a talking rotted cantaloupe slice with cat hair glued to the top.

This ad makes me angry because beautiful people piss me off. Them and their beautiful children. Stop #UglyGeocide #DontLitter #WaitNowImConfused

Such a weird campaign. Logic says a candidate this close to the nomination just ignores two pathetic hangers on like this and focuses on getting his house in order. Drumpf doesn’t need to punch down, he just needs to make sure nothing hinky they try to do with delegates works.

This kind of thing is exactly why I don’t…

Donald stole his “1 in 38 Kasich” nickname from Melania’s pet name for him “2 pump Trump”

The gloves that Kasich is wearing are so he doesn’t hurt himself or others.

Ah, I see what you’re saying. Yeah. Personally, my biggest problem with Sanders is that, while I agree with him more than anyone else, he’s failing to say the things that he could easily be saying—and SHOULD be saying—to address some of the most reasonable criticisms of him.

I really, REALLY don’t understand the misogynistic shit that I’m seeing from Bernie supporters. I voted for Bernie in my state because his policies are most in line with mine, but you bet your ass I’d vote for Hillary if she wins the primaries.

This is the Bernie Bro phenomenon in a nutshell: a good-enough idea (pointing out the superdelegate system is fundamentally undemocratic) runs into an obnoxious social media tactic, helmed by someone who seems like a bit of a dick.

It makes more sense if you realize Charity is another housewife who used to be a stripper.

No...you aren't like other women...you are like the five year old I nanny who I constantly remind that her potty talk outside of the potty is gross.

I really believe that they thought that we would all spend the summer in a “who shot JR” style world wide discussion. Instead we are in a world wide “well that sucked; guess we will find out this fall” discussion.

Thing is - no one will care who’s dead by the time it returns. We’re all to angry at the WAY it was done that there’s no room to care about WHO it was done to. I genuinely don’t know if I will return to the show in the autumn if this is the way they’re going to do things.

I call bullshit. Those comments do nothing to dispel the bait-and-switch of the ending.

There shouldn’t be a poll, because there is only one right answer.

“A feminist,” Carly intones, in a snippet from an old speech, “is a woman who lives the live she chooses.”

I did too. How about when she told Jules’ husband to go as R2-D2 for Halloween after being told not to mention his height. Sublety, thy name is not Bethenny

When Bethenny called John a “chubby baby,” I genuinely L’dOL.

LuAnn’s mouth is ribbed for his pleasure. /layup