I will admit when I heard of his passing I did not feel sadness or loss in my heart. Does that make me a bad person too?

I mean, the Federalists did distrust the general populace enough to keep even landless white men from voting. Folks like Adams referred to democracy derisively as “mobocracy” and a “leveling spirit.” That’s why we have the electoral college, after all. But fuck trying to live our lives in the mold of elite men who…

Clarence Thomas once glanced at his dick in the SCOTUS mens room.

She is my new hero. She’s holding a mirror to the absurdity of bills like SB4 and addressing gun violence and saying Fuck You in a very creative and non-combative way. I love this lady.

And make sure they have to drive 3 hours, preferably to another state, in order to see a doctor who will, by state mandate, lie to them.

Well that’s no fun. Enforcing Gods will for others, now that’s what old white men are here for

I like this woman’s approach; if they want Big Government sticking its nose where it doesn’t belong, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. If they’re gonna govern by Sharia, let’s be equally absurd and draconian for both sexes.

I say we need to keep a log of the wood, perhaps even a 72 hour reflection period before each dose to make sure they really want to go in there.

Omg YES there is a YouTube video of tortoise sex (can’t find it it now because I’m in class) and it’s just a close up on the male going HEEUUHHHH over and over and then it pans out and the female looks so over it.

I can’t imagine how loud large tortoises are given how these two are gettin’ down (Eh, let’s call it NSFW):

The one smiling about the turtles is the only one who doesn’t look dead inside

Your eyeliner game is much stronger than the poodle’s, TBH.

You are still winning, because you have a picture where you’re dressed up as Ursula the Sea Witch!!!

Side note, that is some on-point Ursula makeup tho

Two Separate selfies....still a poodle. I am cool with it.

People would be comically uninformed if this story had cropped up out of nowhere. But given that the man has a history of documented domestic issues (with witnesses), a documented drinking problem (with his parents’ open admission), and a long history of other truly terrible decisions (again, all documented and…

Excellent response. We should all keep this in mind since we are all currently serving on the jury in Manziel’s criminal trial.

“Convictions” really doesn’t have anything to do with it. But you know that already. And I didn’t say “anything ever,” did I?

Well, since you asked, what that means is that innocent until proven guilty means squat all in public opinion, so you saying it here means approximately nothing.