emergency oral surgery = wisdom tooth removed. come on, we all know that dramatic wording.

you could probably make a compelling argument for a lot of the issues she highlights in her tweets.

After seeing her cake, Miko Grimes' emergency oral surgery doesn't come as a huge surprise.

As a white person, I feel totally harassed! I am going about my day exactly as I usually do, and then SOME PEOPLE SOMEWHERE dare to talk about white "culture?" I mean, it's almost as bad as the cops shooting me!

I will donate if you promise to include some doggies in there. Then the doggies can have a news segment on the problem of cat-ness.

The first rule of White Club is: You do not talk about White Club. The second rule of White Club is: You do not talk about White Club.

So, uh, the student correspondent wants to talk to the professor to find out what's going on with the course. Here's a crazy thought... she could take the course.

Riiiiight? I would love to take this course. Of course they didn't want anyone to correct their idiocy, so they didn't try to get anyone teaching it or taking it actually on the show.

No statement necklaces. -10.

"But you can certainly harass people for their apparent whiteness."

I want to start a Kickstarter to raise enough money to buy Fox News. Then I will gleefully fire everyone and air a constant reel of cute cat videos.

These women actually have a point because I'm white and one time a Black girl working at McDonalds was rude to me so like reverse racism and alllll taht

Yeah, but they're not going to be invited to my Polish Week until I see some flower crowns and zapaskas (preferably in green, white and red). No pierogis for them.

With the approved shade of red blouse!

I can't wait until the baby boomer newscast is made obsolete.

I would seriously LOVE to not have to talk about whiteness, which is why I'm on board for just dumping white supremacy and getting rid of all the racism around the place. It's pretty much an embarrassing mess. Also looking forward to the day when we say goodbye to the wage gap and don't have to talk about gender any…

As a Lit student at ASU I can tell you that once this class was announced on the register it became full in a hot second. People could not stop talking about how excited they were for this class. I really hope this course continues to be available so I have the chance to take it before I graduate!

Both of those women's hairstyles definitely look like approved Rush Week hair.

I'm approximately as white as my user picture.

"There's a lot of implications here!"