I've heard that too, but only for untrimmed ones. I've started calling it a substache, but I'm starting to think that's not gonna happen.

...five-time James Beard award winner...

I'm not proud to admit that my knee-jerk reaction to this headline was, "Welp, another one of the people-I-thought-were-at-least-kind-of-good-guys bites the dust." Last I had heard, Colicchio did good work for Share Our Strength and other food / hunger-related charities. Goes to show you that assholery comes in all…

I'm not surprised, but damn… I LIKED Top Chef. I haven't seen it in five years, but man.

the model was down with His penis hanging out infront of a hundred fashionistas with cameras and iPhones. The penis had different ideas...it was all " hellnaw! Retreat!retreat!"

I <3 that movie so much. "Oh gad nooo, I only do the hair and makeup on the deceased."

I did not initially realize that scoreboard was part of the costume. It's weird on so many levels. Just Why? Did the designer really think that without that element people might have been confused as to what intrinsic element of her culture the rest of costume represented? What's with the score? 20-14? That's not a…

If someone were to design a costume that made it look like the wearer was riding a giant eagle, that would be the best. Even if the costume turned out a little more ridiculous than sexy, I think it would be worth it. Actually, I think just going balls out ridiculous would be the only way to do it justice. She could be…

"They should've warned me that eating healthy, proper portions of food would create enough of the nourishing milk that my daughter needs to grow. That I wouldn't even want to diet at first, at all. That hearing at her two-week doctor appointment that she'd gained enough weight..."

They should've warned me that I would indeed get my nails done, but that I would sit in the pedicure chair texting her father compulsively because I missed them.

Fireworks. She is the Fourth of July. After a bender.

Man, when your heart is bursting out of your chest and shattering to a million pieces, it's a good thing it happens when you're already in the hospital.

I'll tell you what nobody warned me about: All the goddamned laundry. We went from doing laundry maybe twice a week to doing it three or four times A DAY. (Granted, we had twins, but still.) Even having lived through it, I still do not understand how they generate so much laundry.

Oh lord, I have seen this article all over my facebook news feed this week and IT. IS. NAUSEATING. I was hoping Jez would make fun of it. :)

There is a serious lack of Drop Dead Gorgeous GIFs in this comment section. Thank you for attempting to rectify the situation

tbh shes a monster

canada owned it

I identify with this posture, it's the shoulder shrug gesture of someone thinking "I didn't really read the instructions".

The costume contest is great, but my favorite part is when they battle to the death inside the arena.