He is so perfect.

Well, she couldn't make sex sexy, so we can let her take a crack at sewage.

And, well, the way Frances is moving in that gif... (Sorry for the EL Jame Ellipsis. TM)

I'm going to be honest -I don't have a particular author that I read. I tend to just drift past the harlequin paperback romance section and pick the steamiest looking stockphoto, read the description and flip through until I see it steaming up. Elizabethan is a harder find but there will be a alot of antebellum…

After seeing this David Tennant gif all I can think of right now is writing a fan fiction called "The Tongue of the Time Lord"

I can't NOT hear "oh jeez" in Frances McDormand's voice.

Nice.

This is exactly it -except I can guarantee that E.L James did not even bother to watch some kink.com before hand. She's not kinky IRL at all which is confirmed by her rather uncomfortably under the spotlight husband, and I think a lot of this is wish fulfillment and fantasy and that's exactly how it reads. The…

My clit was apparently at the Bed, Bath and Beyond just "looking to see if they had any good sales or whatever."

Goddamn it I swear if I trip over somebody's stray clit I will SUE. Put your clits on leashes if there's even a possibility that it will get up and trot off to the next county. Let's all be responsible clit-owners please.

Suddenly the mysterious nature of the female orgasm makes sense. There I was trying to make something happen, and my clit was probably just off drinking dollar beers and cheating at pool.

"Oh jeez. Jeez. Oh jeez." It's about as awkward as somebody saying "Yep. Yep! Yep!" as they climax.

my only thought was "why is her string blue?"

See, it is literally impossible to make Dakota Johnson memorable in any way whatsoever.

Goddammit, Rebecca. I almost blocked that scene out. And the majority of the terrible writing style.

That's a really great point—plus-size clothing has come a long way but there are big big gaps and one of them is definitely maternity clothing.

Will this branch into the Maternity section? Not that I currently need maternity, or plan to ever again, but I do clearly the recall the absolute frustration of being plus sized and pregnant, (with twins) and feeling like I had to luck into finding something to wear, (and that was at any store b/c apparantly almost…

See, it's not to my taste, but that's what I love about the plus-size fashion boom — we're reaching the point where there are enough options that I can say "ummmmm no thanks" instead of "well I guess is the one thing Lane Bryant is selling this year so either I buy it or I don't buy anything."