I like them both, but I am getting real tired of waiting for Edith to grow a goddamn spine.

I love your use of the word retarded. It shows what a big boy you are!

I'm just...gonna leave these here...

No kidding, friend!

As someone who spent many years in the restaurant industry, I can tell you that on-duty managers frequently leave during slow times. They bank, they pick up supplies, they go to the dentist. The fact you characterize this as a "lie" says far more about you than anyone else. As does most of your story.

If you are really that customer, I would implore you to stop using hate speech (retarded) to express displeasure. Let me give you a few alternatives: idiotic, ridiculous, misguided, stupid, unpleasant. Hey, these all also describe someone who denies a tip for work, rather than handle it maturely

I'm trying to figure out if you're a random troll trying to make the customer look even worse by impersonating them and being an asshole, or if you are indeed the customer and don't realize what an asshole you are. Hmmm. Either way, you're an asshole though.

After hearing your side of the story and weighing it carefully, I'm still going to rule that you are a huge piece of shit.

omg you frigging santorum squirt. If there was only one reason that you are douche backwash it's #4. One person pissed you off, so you take it out on the customer.

We're all thanking you though for proving to the world that yes, you really are a dick. Cheers again!

I get the feeling you don't fine dine regularly on account of you behaving like an animal and having the speech and grammar of a third grader.

You are an asshole who likes to treat people poorly. You have proven further through your comments that you are a vile person. Insulting people by calling them "retarded" illustrates that you are a zero human. Crawl back to your hole.

You know what doesn't show character? Or class, for that matter? Calling someone "retarded". Throwing hissy fits. Also, your post here. Ain't no one going to listen to anything coming out of your mouth now. Cheers!

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

I really really need Bransons gf to go away I hate that bitch you can be progressive without a offending everybody! Seriously the russian refugees? Are you a refugee? No? Then don't try to make them feel worse than they already are...bitch. God I miss Sybil she was progressive but still lovable.

I still hold that he died suffocating in her muff, because it sounds period appropriate.

Bouncing the ball off of her junk is THE BEST

My face hurts from cringe-laughing.

I'm only surprised she didn't specify nail length. I feel a deep hunger to pay one of the girls to get 5-inch monster-claw french tips, because I believe in obeying the letter of the law always and the spirit of the law never.