astrangebanana
A Strange Banana
astrangebanana

It's as if his head is too heavy for his neck to hold up, and that eyebrow thing he does indicates all the effort he's making to look at the camera.

omg i cannot stop laughing bc his head gets smaller

Yeah but BSB and NSYNC weren't cocky assholes all the time!

I'm really upset with how far this site has fallen. Back in the old days, Jez used to be the type of place that would show naked pictures of Charlie Hunnam's ass, or do exposes on cartoon penises. And now it's all Justin Bieber bulge. For shame, Jez. For shame. We can - and must - do better than this.

Reminds me of one of my faves.

They're all serious.

Ok, so now I want to do this exact thing for The Salad Bowl.

GLAMTRAN #2 is also suitable for hungover days at the office. The eye makeup says "I am totally awake and definitely do not need to barf!" and the lipstick says "There is no way I could possibly have this much lipstick on and also have just barfed, I'm clean! CLEAN!"

Perfect! Also, I need that giant orange fan in my life for such occasions.

My day is now RUIN PROOF

Because a man's legacy is more important than dozens of rape victims.

It's a free country. People can have whatever kind of ceremony they want. Who cares?

Let me get this straight Kate Middleton not only has to put up Camilla who based upon every tabloid for the last 30 years it seems is so evil and so conniving that she makes the evil Queens in Grimm Fairy Tales seem sweet and kind. Now she has to put up with a controlling grandmother in law the Queen? Also Princess

Rich enough to have multiple nannies.

Ok so babies are not my kind of people, but if I had one, or just like...access to one, I would say nothing but "powerful glutes" in front of it until it started talking.

jia you did a good job

A baby whose first words are "powerful glutes" sounds like a B+ to me, at minimum.

"If she isn't pregnant now, she will be very soon, like two minutes after the wedding is over!"

Oh my god, I never realized how much my cat looks like Angelina Jolie*.