The usual trick for male underwear models is to use wonder bread. I am not kidding. Its soft and easy to form into a pouch. I first learned this trick as a wardrobe assistant on a photo shoot for the homepage models on the MANHUNT website. Objects in underwear are sometimes smaller than they appear.

OMG you're right, during the filming of The Town! BEN IS THE FATHER of a baby that gestated for several years!

Yeah, of all the rules and regulations that've ever been laid down, HIPAA must be some of the clearest. That whole law basically boils down to WHEN IN DOUBT SHUT YOUR MOUTH

SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO GET FIRED, Y'ALL!

I like the kind of bread rolls with shrimp inside.

Warning: post was not gluten-free as advertised!

Maybe her parents never taught her how to be polite. You never know someone's background. Maybe in her family growing up, politeness was viewed as a sign of weakness and so she learned not to do it.

I genuinely thought you were joking here. Are you serious? Or is this just a "ha ha, someone always tries to defend the assholes" thing?

I'd be sympathetic if she had pointed at another patron's table and asked for bread rolls. The woman in this story claimed she'd eaten them before, though, and her friends said the only reason they'd come was for the "free bread." Since they got a comped appetizer that time around too, I'm actually inclined to…

Kitchenette's new tag line should be "GLUTEN... IT'S CARCASS FREE!"

You shouldn't make fun of those commenters. They might come from somewhere that doesn't value common sense.

Bad: had to return to work today post holidays.

"VERY allergic to gluten"

Duh it's Tara Reid she probably has a selfie stick attached to her toe. THAT'S HOW MERMAIDS ROLL.

But fortunately, he's learned from that and is here now to tell us wimminfolk about how not to make the same mistake. And thank God for it, am I right, ladies? I mean, we need all the help we can get!

If you are trying to pretend that you're still the young buck when you're my age, it just doesn't work.