Aw, you made me miss him all over again :(

Schaudenschwing?

Ha, it was something like that. This season, she’d changed it to, “Pretty is smarter than you think!”

I hear you! IUDs are great for a lot of people, but if you’re one of those that it doesn’t work for, it can be pretty fucking awful! It seems like you never hear about people who are on the fence about it, either; they either love it or had some horrible catastrophic failure. That should definitely be discussed more!

Oh man! I’m really sorry you went through this! I also have PCOS and have been using Mirena for 9 years (second device). For me, it’s been no problems AND no periods. I wonder why it interacted so horribly with your body? PCOS is such a bitch.

I had issues with the pill and NuvaRing, so I got my first Mirena about 9 years ago. I’m on device #2, and I am totally one of those proselytizing women. Haven’t had a period since I had it put in, and have had absolutely no problems with it. I've never had a non-hormonal IUD, but I can't say enough good things about…

Sooooo, you’d rather the fetuses be disposed of like medical waste instead of being used for medical research? I know you Fox Newsies tend to not be big fans of science, but surely you can see the value in searching for cures to diseases that continue to plague humanity.

I was also put off by the whole “last leg” thing. It strikes me as vaguely disrespectful and dismissive to use a cute colloquialism in such a sad, serious situation. It’s akin to saying he’s “about to kick the bucket” or something. Just feels icky to me.

I’m not watching the PP hearing, but I did catch some of one over the Iran Nuclear deal, and the congressmen were fucking rude blowhards. John Kerry’s patience was stunning, considering these guys were citing bullshit sources, interrupting him constantly, and asking such long-winded questions/pontificating for so…

Once, I spent HOURS making lasagna for a big family dinner, and as soon as we sat down, my sister-in-law asked if we had any Ranch dressing. I asked, “Why? I didn’t make a salad...”

Oh, goodie. So, when will Honey Boo Boo be back, then? Will Mama June’s boyfriend, Chester the Molester, be on it? I bet he and Josh Duggar would be pals. Maybe they should have their own special!

Yaaaasssss girl I feel you! I started gaining weight (to the tune of a steady 10-20lbs per year, minimum) when I hit puberty, and struggled with low energy, irregular periods, and general shitty feels about my body well into my 20s before I actually said all of my “symptoms” aloud to my doctor. I was like, “Wait, you…

I am in to my eighth year and second device with Mirena...wanna know when my last period was?

That is totally bananas. This whole topic has me totally gobsmacked. I can only imagine how un-fun that rejection was. But congrats on your impending arrival! Hope Righty doesn’t get any ideas from Lefty until/unless you’re ready for it to.

Bummer! My doctor told me it ended up being about half of patients whose periods stopped, but that was likely anecdotal. I DO consider myself quite lucky in that regard, though!

So, ok, random theoretical for you. I had my first Mirena IUD placed about 8 years ago, and I haven’t had a period since (yes, it’s as awesome as it sounds). Could you get an IUD in each uterus? Or is vagina #2 too small for such a procedure? It's my understanding that Mirena stops periods entirely in about 50% of…

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THIS. As if being a new mom isn't hard enough (except for Jensy, apparently), we have posts like this floating around the Interwebz making women feel even more like they're doing something wrong. This just came off as sanctimonious and judgy to me. Sure, celebrate having a healthy daughter and loving motherhood; but…