Once, my husband called me while I was at work to inform me that his sister was making a surprise visit and we were going to dinner that night. I worked 35 miles from home, so it made sense for me to go straight to the restaurant from work...except that I was wearing a hideous uniform polo and taught preschool, so…

Well, Jez, you can just give up now, because I've already read the best article of 2015. I laughed, I cried, I cringed, I sympathy cramped...it was just so beautiful!

My pig looks like...well I can't think of anything clever, but I'm open to suggestions because MUST SUBMIT. I feel like Kevin Bacon is maybe too obvious.

They didn't edit the segment out for the same reasons that recent episode of Undercover Boss in which a company's CEO fired one woman for refusing to wear a bikini top on camera and offered another woman breast augmentation as a job-related incentive aired in its disgusting entirety: ratings and buzz. We're all…

Ahhh that is always my first thought upon reading the posts. So, so, so...*hurl*

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Omg seriously though with Fireball. What IS that shit? It is so fucking bad, and definitely WAY worse than Timber. +1 to you my friend!

That is simply amazing.

I don't think I am physically capable of clapping hard enough or cheering loud enough for you. Now if only such eloquent, well thought out statements of fact had that effect on the rest of the population, we might really get somewhere (and stop hearing how Obama is the devil...really?).

My mouth dropped open when Amber's story mentioned a group of kids addressing Grace's allegations saying, "she's just a whore anyway," but I found I couldn't stop reading, even though the whole thing has literally made me sick to my stomach. My heart hurts for those girls.

Tamiflu = pharma energy?

He's basically the best. And really, is there any other way to stan? Go big or go home! Although, "I'm so stanning channing" has a certain ring to it.

This article sparked a conversation between my husband and me about which of these two glorious examples of the male form is hotter.

My husband calls it an "angry beaver." This is not a term of endearment. Trimming ftw!

So obsessed with UD eyeliner. I need them all. Also, Too Faced ftw! My friend recently started selling Younique and is trying to get me to buy their 3d whatever mascara, but I love my Lashgasm so much, I don't know if I could cheat on it like that.

Oh man, I finally broke down and dropped $50 at Ulta for the Naked2 palette. I felt so bad about it, but also wanted to tell everyone I know about how amazing it is, so I spent a LOT of time justifying it, haha. I think I'm more addicted to their eyeliner pencils, though. I have at least 20, and the TEN set is totally…

Ugh, "depressingly unsurprising" is exactly right. I don't know how anybody could watch this and NOT see how creepy some of those guys were—the one who walked silently by her for five minutes?? Fucking really?!

More for the rest of us if you're not into it! Hair or not, that's a beautiful ass...

Paultoes, I believe I have told you this before, but you're a treasure and a magician with the GIFs. All the stars for you, friend!

I read this letter when it came out this week and honestly wondered if it's fake. Dear Prudie has been duped before (http://www.talkbass.com/threads/a-funn…), so it wouldn't be the first time; I just genuinely can't fathom a human being so pissy and classist about Halloween, or what such a person might have expected…