I re-watched it when Bob Hoskins died, for the first time in at least 15 years, and it was just as fantastic as I remembered. Definitely worth watching again—it's on Netflix!

How on EARTH did you jam them into a DD bra, woman? My DDDs won't even squoosh into one of my old DD bras! I am on this annoying cusp between 42DDD and 40F, so basically nothing fits me right. I need to get a professional fitting or something, because, as you know, wearing the wrong size bra sucks bad!

CAN YOU WEAR BUTTON UP SHIRTS NOW?? I haven't been able to wear one since I was 14, and I miss them.

I feel your pain. I haven't gone so far as to have a reduction, but by the time I was 12 I had grown ass men ogling me. Once, I was rollerblading, and had to go past some dudes doing work on the sidewalk, and one of them leaned over and whispered in my ear, "I'd like to take you home with me, chica." I nearly fell…

I've had big boobs since I was 12, and my friends have always told me I should share the wealth. Would that I could!

I've gotten pretty good strapless bras from Lane Bryant for my 42DDDs, believe it or not. They offer great support, stay up really well (seriously, I hardly ever have to do a boob-hike) and are about as comfy as a strapless bra on giant boobs can be. Pretty sure this is the one I have:

We all know what happened next.

I mean, he's cool for other reasons, but mostly I married him for the meat. And, you know...

So much yes.

Ha, this bit immediately came to mind.

My hubby is big on smoking meat these days, and he has made pastrami a couple of times now, and yes, holy shit, it is AMAZE. Like, I don't need it in a sandwich, I will just sit here and eat a whole pound of sliced, salty wonderful meatiness all on its own. Now I gotta go buy a brisket so the man can get to work...

Oh man! I went to the Taste of Charlotte this weekend, and one of the booths (an Irish pub) had a "Freuben." It had the innards of a Reuben, but it was wrapped in some sort of flaky-ish pastry and fried. I missed the bite of the rye, but it was nevertheless DELIGHTFUL. And I totally thought of Uber's column when I…

Basically yes.

Pulled pork tacos will make your panties drop. SO fucking good.

That shit is unacceptable. You either give the pulled pork a sauce bath before placing it on the bun, or you serve it naked. THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN.

Also known as the "time to piss off all the 'pigs are beautiful and intelligent creatures!'" commenters sandwich.

I, for one, don't need anything to stop me from tanning, because I just skip straight to a lovely shade of boiled lobster. The only time I'm tan is if my burn fades to a tan, ever so occasionally, and it lasts for about a day before I return to my normal pasty tone. I have literally gotten burned from sunlight coming…

For Science! And Jezebel!

Sorry. Necessary.

Where do you spend your outdoor summer time? I've been looking for a new place to sunbathe and offend assholes with my body.