He was also auto-tuned HILARIOUSLY. You must see!

That shit right there is tragic. UNACCEPTABLE, Starburst! I wish I had some pinks to share with you. Also, I would totally buy bags of only pinks. Because screw the other colors—we really only buy Starburst to get the pink ones, anyway, amirite? Ditto to fruity Mentos.

What about pig people? Huh??

Disappointing! But let's be honest, disappointment has never stopped us from watching reality TV before...onwards!

It's ok, don't be ashamed. I watch way more reality TV than I should. And the really bad stuff, too—yesterday, I said to my husband, "Ooh, Big Brother is back in 4 weeks!" Then I cried on the inside a little bit (even though I'm still excited). But yes I agree that the shows tend to get bigger and gaudier as time goes…

I'd love to hear what you think. David Sedaris is my fave!

Damn. Everything?

You should track down some David Sedaris audiobooks, too. You're right—somehow, hearing it in the author's own voice makes it that much more hysterical. I will definitely be checking out Bossypants :)

Kinda like American Idol has become. Wait, you mean reality TV doesn't create real, lasting stardom and eternal love and adoration? IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN A LIE??

It's different because it's awesome, obviously. Just set your cynicism aside for a minute and let your hopes fly like a butterfly...in the sky. You know you want to!

My apologies, truly. I just grabbed the term from the post I was responding to. But you're right, I should have clarified. :)

Kinja is being a real bitch today.

And now the Wishbone theme song is stuck in my head, probably for at least the rest of the day.

Double post. Damn you, Kinja!

Your concerns are totally valid, but I think the more important component of this effort is to get RR in classrooms. I taught preschool for years, and even for my two- and three-year-olds, it would have been an invaluable resource. You could get a week's worth of activities, assignments, and related books from just one…

I am a firm believer in totally undermining overly crazy food rules enforced by overly GOOPy parents, and that story made my damn day.

Right? She normally looks absolutely stunning, but this look is a toooooootal fail. It looks like someone cut the embroidered flowers off of grandma's sweater and ironed them on to an armor breastplate, then paired it with a skirt. But...why?

Seriously? Googling now. Because yes. SO MUCH YES.

It IS a cult, although its members would more likely define it as a "Christian movement." It's called Quiverfull. They are bats hit crazy assholes, as you have surmised. They believe that women's sole purpose is to make babies, as many babies as they are physically able, to add to "God's Army." It's based on Psalm…