He also has way too much of it. And I don't mean that it's too long...does it look like he has extensions, though? Or maybe just a fucking spectacular blow out?

Banana slug. This color makes her look like a giant, embellished banana slug. I would love to see this in a fuchsia or bright blue, because the design is really amazing. But whatever this color is, is not ok.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess you were never a teenaged girl. Because when I was a senior in high school, I would have been flipping the hell out if I had gotten a letter, presumably from my school (the second highest level of authority in my life), stating that I would have to take off my pants and have…

I think I saw a B- once. I was shocked. SHOCKED. But in the best way. And let's be honest—do any of them ever deserve a score higher than D-?

And some Degrassi: The Next Generation to be a bit more edgy.

Yep. Nailed it.

We do the same thing. We let our goofy ass labs ("95 pounds of yellow lab derp" was the best description of a lab I think I have ever seen, except ours are black and chocolate, haha) toodle around out front without a leash, but only if we are right there to grab/call them if they are interested in someone walking…

Ugh. I hate this type of bodice. It's like the dress is shouting, "Look, I am hiding tiny boobies under here!" It's just unflattering on basically everyone. The color is pretty anemic, too. Emma is lovely, but this...just no.

This. You. Win.

"Just so you know I'm not full of it."

That's because the tentacles are the best part, obvi. First time I had calamari (I was maybe nine), my dad refused to tell my sister and I what it was until AFTER we had eaten it. When we finally griped enough for him to tell us, my sister freaked out, while I said, "Oh. Meh. I guess I like squid. Where's one of the…

Ok, first, I think someone else already said it, but I'm seconding and thirding and fourthing it: absolutely get some Foot Petals. I swear by them. There are a bunch of different kinds, but I like the ones that go at the ball of your foot (they give you a little bit of extra padding and keep your foot from slipping…

But now the song is stuck in your head, isn't it?

At first, I was just like, "What....the fuck..." And then the giant tongue came in at the end, and I burst into uncomfortable giggles. I don't even know what to do with that imagery, or whether I love or loathe it. So basically it's amazing.

Annnnd now they need to do the Chip and Dale theme song. Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip and Day-le!

Thank you for the throwback to my childhood. After I read "Horrible," I had to scroll through the rest of the grades to make sure you were actually doing it. I think that the octopus nope-nope-nope gif definitely would have improved this classic tale of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. So would the picture…

Susan Boyle?

Mama Joyce is THE. WORST. I haven't watched the show recently, but I have seen some of her more recent tantrums, and I really want to see Kandi throw her out on her ass. She is clinging a little bit too desperately to her meal ticket. GET A JOB, MAMA J.

I believe this delightful dermatologist would disagree with your assertion.

My husband is a milk chocolate man, but these things...he will eat them all. All of them, in the entire world. He sometimes brings home a bag and gets pissed if I steal one. So naturally, I buy them and secretly eat them when he's not looking lest he get mad that I'm not sharing...because mmmmmmmmmm.