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Talk to the IT Dept.

Every Sunday. Can't be texting or typing a paper when racing 39 other people on dirt bikes.

Insert Junk-In-Trunk joke.

Too soon? NO

Up next, one of the cars in the background....

Much more entertaining for me and the 199 students behind me in English.

When you type up something in Google, and it starts showing results underneath the search bar, known as Autocomplete, or something along those lines, think about where those come from.... They are stored sequences of letter typed up since 1998.

uhhh, i do...................

Dang, it has been a long time since I have seen the original Monsters Inc. I remember I went and saw it at least 5 times. It was great..... and lo-and-behold, its now in college format, and I'm in a Fraternity, which makes this more interesting.

I remember the year 20004, man, Xerox had good printers then...

Oh yes, quite the #whitepeoplesolution..........

+1 because that was a good last couple sentences.

mooooooooootthheeeeerrrrrrrrr ffuuuuuucckkiiiiiinnnggggg hhiiigggghhhhh sppeeeeeeeeeeeeedd viiiidddeeeeeeeeeeooooooosssssss

Black Chicklet keys,

You know what's funny, thats the guy from LOST

Where are you from?

What's funny is that it's not completely Apple's fault, it's Google's fault because they didn't submit the app update earlier. The app submission process takes time, and the developer can select when they want the app updated.

Awesome thing, "Avoid the girl" *every cursor gets away from the boobs*

Narrators' voice is like creepy english, but somewhat creepy and disturbing. His S's sound weird