If this had been at Michigan State University, they wouldn't have lifted the train, they would have just flipped it over with ease and drunkenly danced on top of it

It is for when black moms buy them used. Racism is fun!

I swear to god, each and any of my known folks - colleagues - friends - relatives - neighbors - the ones who are least interested in cars / driving - they all freaking drive Camry and or corolla.

Hey you little piece of shit, you blamed the brand and model of car for his death. Fuck you. Show me he was wearing a helmet and we'll talk.

Lets sue Dual tape decks!

Looks like a Samsung, therefore it is now broken beyond repair.

"Honey, how do you expect me to get in the mood if you don't even have colored drop-down selections for column B?"

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Standing in a hospital room, the Kia Soul ends a phone call, and with a smirk looks down and crosses, "Nissan Cube" off of a list, closes its notebook, and places it in the pocket of its glittery parachute pants. Then, slowly, grabs a pillow and begins reaching towards the unconscious, weak, bedridden body of the…

How I feel looking at this list:

I'm deleting the comments from the pigs. She deserves better.

it might be due to the video quality, but I don't see enough of a "seam" or gap between the slide and frame. I think it might be a dummy or prop gun.

Are you kidding? I'm a Harley fanatic and I applaud this move.

Let me know when someone close to you dies and I'll crack a bunch of stupid jokes to see how you take it.

I think you're looking too far back. Apple II vs. Commodore 64 is moot; It was the mouse-centric Macintosh that brought computers to the dorms and living rooms. It took Microsoft years to arrive on the scene that Apple created.

I sometimes forget that different Gawker blogs have somewhat different methods of humor. On Jalopnik, we tend to be a bit deadpan about things, though we sometimes enjoy exaggerating things for the sake of making a point.

Some people have likened Steve Jobs to the devil. Those people are morons.