Wipe my ass with sand? That sounds really discomforting and if there is any sand grains left over, that could lead to rashes.

"blah blaherson follows"

Hi, Missouri Tigers fan here, I am actually looking to get one of these for a prank for a KU friend.

Shit, If I could spend $3.5 million in a few bars, I would be great for those businesses.

Ahh Kansas. I wouldn't expect anything less from them.

You didn't do it well either, smartass. You are late to the party AGAIN.

"All of this will be in service of a KC fanbase whose loudness is vastly overrated"...... Really? Guinness Book of World Records disagrees with you.

If I didn't comprehend my point, then how could I have formulated it to be gin with and continue with my argument? I have also countered and shown the flaws in your logic multiple times, and you still try to deny it.

I hope Google builds an autonomous robot to WIPE MY ASS!

They put all the effort into making it look like an iPhone, then they can't even put decent components in it.

Thanks!

Noooooooooooooo!

Of course it's the 5th time I've said it, you are so hard-headed you can't even comprehend my point.

My opinion is in line with the others that commented. I don't need to look up memes to find everyone else's opinion. Just like you don't need to come on here. If you really didn't give a shit, then you would not have commented this long. Op- well yeah I'm white, I don't give a fuck.

How can you do perfect circles? Easy to explain?

Honestly, I'm trying to be my username here. To summarize, you made an asshat remark (and I'm not the only one to say that you did) and you are trying way to hard to cover it up. You can't admit what you are hiding. It's shameful.

Honestly, the people I sampled had no idea i was asking them about their computer usage, and I had no idea they had Apple computers. no it doesn't change the fact, you're right, but in Missouri and Kansas, people lined up with Apple computers. But, of course, that's only 2 states.

Sample size is approx. 200-220. ages of the people asked, back in the 80's, they were 20-40 years old. I can put all this together for you if you would like, I bet you were the fool that made that spreadsheet about the sex attempt every day in June. I have no control over their choice of computers, and these questions…

Jesus Christ, I said something, then you repeated me, then now all you can say is that I repeated you? Good God, you must be stuck in your own little world. And if you are caught in a time loop, that's your problem. I'm in the current/real world.

Once again: "Lets pretend I did say Steve Jobs died to make the 4S popular. So what? That's not offensive. If anything, it's kind of noble." This is not what you had said. you implied that He died to make the iPhone 4S (a mild step up from the 4) popular. Your implications are tasteless.