Hi, Missouri Tigers fan here, I am actually looking to get one of these for a prank for a KU friend.

You didn't do it well either, smartass. You are late to the party AGAIN.

"All of this will be in service of a KC fanbase whose loudness is vastly overrated"...... Really? Guinness Book of World Records disagrees with you.

If I didn't comprehend my point, then how could I have formulated it to be gin with and continue with my argument? I have also countered and shown the flaws in your logic multiple times, and you still try to deny it.

I hope Google builds an autonomous robot to WIPE MY ASS!

Of course it's the 5th time I've said it, you are so hard-headed you can't even comprehend my point.

My opinion is in line with the others that commented. I don't need to look up memes to find everyone else's opinion. Just like you don't need to come on here. If you really didn't give a shit, then you would not have commented this long. Op- well yeah I'm white, I don't give a fuck.

Honestly, I'm trying to be my username here. To summarize, you made an asshat remark (and I'm not the only one to say that you did) and you are trying way to hard to cover it up. You can't admit what you are hiding. It's shameful.

Honestly, the people I sampled had no idea i was asking them about their computer usage, and I had no idea they had Apple computers. no it doesn't change the fact, you're right, but in Missouri and Kansas, people lined up with Apple computers. But, of course, that's only 2 states.

Sample size is approx. 200-220. ages of the people asked, back in the 80's, they were 20-40 years old. I can put all this together for you if you would like, I bet you were the fool that made that spreadsheet about the sex attempt every day in June. I have no control over their choice of computers, and these questions…

Jesus Christ, I said something, then you repeated me, then now all you can say is that I repeated you? Good God, you must be stuck in your own little world. And if you are caught in a time loop, that's your problem. I'm in the current/real world.

Once again: "Lets pretend I did say Steve Jobs died to make the 4S popular. So what? That's not offensive. If anything, it's kind of noble." This is not what you had said. you implied that He died to make the iPhone 4S (a mild step up from the 4) popular. Your implications are tasteless.

My data comes from 2 years of asking people about their computer use history and seeing first hand their old apple computers. This area that I speak of is in the central plains, meaning MO and KS. Nationwide sales figures do account for a lot, but the concentration of Apple computers in the two states noted dominated…

I'm not the only one arguing that you were insensible. "The iPhone 4S is so lame that Steve Jobs had to die to create some buzz..." Who the fuck says that? Thats you creating the scene that Steve Jobs essentially died so a phone would become popular. I'm not the only one who thinks you were wrong to say that.

You make a statement and then everyone fires at you then you fire back and say that no one fired at you in the first place. That right there, is idiocy.

Dude, you made an uncalled for remark against a dead man. A sense of self control and a reduction in selfishness would give you the impression that what you did was wrong. And yet all you can do is attempt to degrade my literacy? Once again, such a credit to society you must be. A useful line from a 1980's movie once…

Like I said, "demographics vary across geographics" People in the Midwest were more commonly owning Macintosh computers over commodores. I don't need an explanation or someone to point out information when I made the statement "demographics vary across geographics"... I grew up in a different area than you. We didn't…

I may get flack for this, but the Prius (I know, not comparable to a Cadillac, AT ALL) is somewhat electric, and I hate every damn one of them and their owners. Cocky and think they are Gods over us all because they drive a "white blood cell" on the interstates.

WHAT?! He can't pay off a plane? He sings "Got Money" and he's got segways and sh*t!!!

It's called being linked back to an article and reading the comments for the hell of it. Dick.