You’re welcome!  I wish I could take credit for making it.

No problem!

SAY IT. 

Google “CNN Hall of Fame Trainwreck Splinter News”. It's an all timer

This is the best possible evolution of that meme/quote. A star and a salute for you!

Also related: “I hardly recognized her as Madonna,” Lt. Bill McSweeney said at the time. “She was weeping, her lip was bleeding and she had obviously been struck.”

Fanny packs are convenient and comfortable, highly recommended.

I’m probably going to have to post this all over the f-n place today:

And their mother once wore a dress with no sleeves.

Oh, and by looking hella bored at an official event because teenagers looking bored at an event their parents are hosting is, like, the worst thing ever.

We shouldn’t be so quick to judge a sitting president’s children. Need I remind you that it wasn’t all that long ago that Obama’s daughters threw the country into turmoil by wearing skirts once.

The apple did not fall far from the tree.

when you learn at the feet of your father that a good ice breaker is grabbing a woman by the pussy, then yeah, sexual assault is 100% adorably asking her out.

I can’t remember exactly anymore - there has been SO MANY opportunities for people to deploy a reaction like that lately - but he was responding in real-time to something exceedingly stupid and racist a Trump Licker was saying. Pretty sure the panel was on Ted Turner’s Fake News Cable News Network.

Also a huge part of GLOW is how women have to trade in the male gaze in order to be able to have a career, and how the thin white women are (somewhat) able to parlay that sexuality into behind-the-scenes power, as long as they don’t piss off the men in charge. GLOW is a great show, but it isn’t exactly about…

I also feel like we’re in this odd place when it comes to female empowerment, because in north america it seems the dominant examples of “empowered” women are women who are themselves objectified, but they are okay with it/have leveraged financial gain from it.

Bingo.

I also wonder if the more empowered you are, the more aware you are of sexist bullshit.

Has anybody seen that Netflix commercial where they show a kid who’s about twelve watching Glow and getting all pumped up to run for student president; the one where she kicks the auditorium door in and all?