Thank you—I just needed a starting point. I need to know the story behind this because this man appears to have the patience of a saint going on here.

I can’t even begin to thank you for introducing me to this. 

Sounds like a setup for a new Bret Easton Ellis fic.

What is the context with this gif?

Men don’t date that young for a relationship. It’s for sex, taboo and bragging rights. 

She was a fucking comedic genius. 

I feel like she just looks like your average person. Not everyone can be an inta-girl (and really shouldn’t even try). I just don’t really see that unattractive of a person when I look at her? ::shrugs::

My brain isn’t working either because I got really excited about the article thinking it was about Botticelli. 

Yo, this post just made me have an ugly realization about my own experience with a friend who does this. Thanks for writing this out. 

Everything about her is beguiling. I think that she would have been a great muse for some Renaissance artist in the past. 

Power. 

This was a wild fucking ride.

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Look what you’ve done! 

Ok but who has some good recs for nice flats because I am not paying designer prices ever but also really hate wearing plastic more affordable ones.

This made me guffaw. 

I have to say this is probably the best internet response I’ve ever gotten. 

JC this sounds like a god damned nightmare. I’m glad you were able to move on to a new chapter in your life. 

ouch.

Wow, thank you!