Even relatives.

Lucy’s EVERYTHING, always! 

Lucy's hat!

I am third-generation Single Mom.  And I’ll raise eighty more kids on my own than be forced to co-parent with Duckling’s biological dad because some actor says it’s the right thing to do.

Lady Macbeth; on stage, in England. (We’d all be dead. That broadcast would be like streaming the tape from The Ring/Ringu.)

Lol, depends on the parent doesn’t it? If you’re spending all the money on addiction; you at least need some sort of treatment. If you are physically abusive to anyone in the home, you probably need to move the fuck out and only have supervised visits and a bunch of therapy. A narcissist or emotionally abusive parent…

Spoken from behind the wheel of his Lincoln

McConaughieffyye’s (sp?) quotes are three times as worse if you imagine them being spoken in his voice: “Y’all, it’s kahnd of a stark remaahhhhnder that we see evr daaaay ...”

No I mean she is like itching her ass and this is why I wouldn’t want to be famous because I would get snapped looking and doing much worse.

Do I get the same treatment if I hold my dick up to anyones head or just mine? I’m cool with either

It looks like the automotive equivalent of the Simpson’s camera hat:

Its greatest safety feature is it’s ugliness, nobody wants to be with a mile of that thing.

I’ve lived in safe buildings with good hearted people like Jean who would leave their doors unlocked. I walked into the wrong apartment thinking it was a friend’s a time or two and even in dim lighting and drunk realized after a couple steps I’m in the wrong place and that was me thinking its a friends apartment. The…

I think the root of the issue is that cops aren’t required or expected to balance their fears and impulses with responsibility and accountability. Walking into the wrong apartment and being scared is understandable, but it is not ok to blindly shoot at and try to kill the thing that spooked you. If you or I shoot…

Marissa Alexander got 20 years for firing a warning shot into a wall to scare off her abusive husband and no one was injured. But if convicted on a manslaughter charge Bad Eyesight Becky here might do like 5. Thoughts & Prayers

A 15-hour shift? Holy shit, that’s insane. Police unions love those crazy 10+ hour shifts because they enable officers to live 100 miles from where they work and come in at odd hours to avoid traffic (and have time to work second jobs, even though big-city cops are grossly overpaid in this country relative to the…

I used to tip my Starbucks barista because they knew my name and treated me like a regular. Then I started going to a different Starbucks because reasons; the barista started trying to remember my name after a few visits and then I realized that it’s probably part of the job, so nothing special was happening and…