Not Bills enough. Losing the wild card spot because of a loss to the 1-15 Browns, now that’s Bills enough.

Remember how sometimes a linebacker would blow a relatively easy tackle on Barry Sanders because he’d be so scared of being embarrassed that he’d hesitate, and in that split second Barry would run right past him? I feel like this play was the basketball equivalent of that.

He had 131 yards with Josh McCown throwing to him. In a Browns uniform. I dunno he seems ok?

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

An unstoppable troll meets an unlikeable dirtbag.

Considering this was the first year in a new 10 year deal, I think Notre Dame doesn’t give a fuck as long as they’re good by the end of the deal.

Has any coach taken one undefeated season followed by absolute ass kicking in a Natty and carried 20 losses over the next 4 years and kept his job like Kelly has?

We beat our heated rival in a double OT game which pretty much seals our trip to the playoffs. If you don’t get why people stormed the field, your age isn’t the problem.

Keyshia’s glasses cost $40000, as they were stolen directly out of Mr. Belvedere’s grave. You have to pay for rarity.

They wouldn’t if there were a silhouette of Foreman boxing on every Foreman grill. Shoulda thought of that, Ron Popeil!

Oh so Jordan is running for President in 8 years now that Obama roasted him?

It’s time to reach out to the back-up quarterbacks, Beef Binkles and Blart Boofles. If that fails we’re going to the practice squad to get Burp Bangles some reps.

Ex-Bengals fan here. I’ll suggest one small edit…

and he missed the draft because he didn’t want to interfere with a fishing trip he was taking with his dad. I know this is corny and cliche, but he also seems to not forget what’s actually important; not shaking Goodell’s hand for any reason.

“Welcome to the club” - Barry Sanders and Jason Hanson

I feel bad for Joe Thomas. One of the best to ever play his position, stuck on a team with no hope, succeeding in obscurity.

To be fair, that would actually be a pretty splendid day for Jim McMahon.

Being the nice guy that he is, Kessler has chosen to forgive and forget.

“Tim Allen sold Coca-Cola Here”