Speed does kill, its the acceleration that saves you. right?

I bet the Big Ten gets 2 teams in the playoff this year. We are the new better SEC, except our other division doesn’t suck as hard.

These applications are for political posts, not career posts. As a political appointee you will be expected to execute Donald Trump’s vision for America, and will be fired if you don’t. No conscientious objectors allowed.

Of course he got the big heavy massage chairs from Brookstone- I think they’re the D Series Massage Collection. If he was smarter, he’d have gotten the smaller, lighter, but superior E-Series. I think we all know, though, that Flacco would never buy the E lite.

Behold, the two softest rich people that currently exist.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

I find this insensitive. It’s not the first time the Spanish influenced Irish culture.

Hi. White male here. Also raised in the burbs. Been pulled over many times and have been extended every courtesy. Most of the time the cops have called me sir and let me off with a warning. Also most times I had weed in my car. I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a cop with his hand on his weapon before.

If you were black you wouldn’t have been pulled over that many times because one of them would have shot you already.

See, driving while White is also dangerous!

You should watch now. The league is fast, skilled, and complex. The slogan for the ‘99-’00 season was Old Men Missin’ Shots.

BUT THESE GUYS ARE SOFT. CHARLES OAKLEY WOULD PUNCH STEPH CURRY IN THE MOUTH.

Towns from downtown! Downs from towntown! Down from twontwon! Twontwon from down! twon

I have a friend who is a volunteer position coach for the local high school. He has done it for years because he just loves coaching. Anyway, over a couple beers one night, we were talking about some of the “coachy” things coaches say. His response? “Most of these guys aren’t very smart.” I am pretty sure that…

No surprise here, we’re not talking about Charles Stayer

I love the piping-hot “Well, GMs in the NFL will take this rank disloyalty into account come draft day” take-- as if they would ever give a flying fuck (and probably would give bonus points for that player’s commitment to a pro career).

Are you surprised he has the ball to do it?

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Well Billy Zane wasn’t in the titular Posse, he was the evil Confederate.. wait a minute I ain’t admitting SHIT

So...Eli Manning’s career?