Thai peanut sauce and bratwurst. Don’t knock it until you try it.

Work advice for everyone with a “cool boss.” You’re friendly, but you aren’t friends.

The most amazing part of Bell’s metal detector is that it probably worked, but the president’s doctor was so jealous of ANYONE ELSE doing ANYTHING with his patient that he only allowed Bell to examine the side of the president that he thought the bullet was located on. The doctor was wrong about where the bullet was…

Jimmy Carter was booed at the 1980 Al Smith dinner. Catholics realized by then that he was not pro-life, and yeah you know how that goes over w/ them... http://content.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1851777,00.html?xid=site-cnn-partner

There is a special place in Hell to every restaurant customer that left a Chick tract (and in Ohio there were many!) in lieu of an actual tip.

You could also silence race radio once riders reach climbs, which would also do a lot to liven things up on the slopes. That’s not gonna happen either (I don’t think any teams liked the “no radios” experiment the UCI tried a few years back), but it would reintroduce an element of spontaneity back to a race.