The owners can’t help it, their natural body movement is to sign documents screwing people out of money.

For the first time in his career Draymond is putting his foot down!

Kinda weird that he’s all of a sudden worried about the little guys.

This is a knee-jerk reaction.

I guess you could say the new CBA is a kick to the balls to your average journeyman, eh?

1) So this reminds me that it might be a good time to elaborate on a little thing called game theor

There’s nothing you can say about the Wizards that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan.

“their three-year sentence feels light given the savagery of the act.”

CALL BERNIE KOSAR A RAVEN AGAIN, SEE WHAT HAPPENS

I assume all New Yorkers talk like Trump, all Chicagoans talk like Super Fans, all Boston residents talk like Good Will Hunting and all Clevelanders talk like Terrelle Pryor.

We should all celebrate this golden age of unlimited prosperity from TV contracts by taking in the ESPN Friday Night Doubleheader, which opens with the Lakers/76ers and closes with the Jazz/Mavericks. THE BATTLE FOR THE 14th SEED RAGES ON.

In the locker room!

Oh, he’s a Wizard? There goes his career.

Riggin for Wiggins is not limited to the NBA.

The NFL is doing you a favor. Why bother going to the games when you can watch them in HD from your couch. Added bonus: the alcohol is a lot cheaper (and you’ll need plenty of it with Thursday night shitfests).

It’s not about the degree of difficulty to implement a plan like that. It’s about you taking what Daddy Roger gives you like a good little boy, and thanking him for the pleasure by buying a jersey when it’s all said and done.

Seriously. I would legitimately just rather be fat. Having to go through all that plus having to spend that much time with crossfitters? Hard pass.

Do these exercises require me to put down my glass of Port?

Scientific, no, but if they follow proper form (HA!) then they’ll be stuck at the gym for an hour so that’s an hour you don’t have to be around those people.

Is there any real scientific benefit to doing 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups and 300 squats? It really seems like there would be a point of diminishing returns here.