“Challenge accepted”

Versus tornados, winter, and people of Walmart? I think he’s cool with it.

I don’t understand all the hate. The Rams have been so bad, St. Louis should thank LA for taking Demoff their hands.

Demoff responded by continuing to reside in Southern California.

Maybe if they were religious they would still be together and happy.

I was sort of hoping it was the Fixer Upper couple bc I’m a bad person.

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

LeBron: “No need to stop for a Bigen treatment on the way to the shoot. They’ll Photoshop it for me.”

Sportsmammal. I still think that fucking horse should’ve won last year.

This is bullshit. It should be SPORTSMAN of the Year!

I assure you they don’t care if they’re single either.

3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, big dining room, big kitchen, bonus room/man cave, big back yard, 2 car garage, 14 hours from NYC. $1100 month mortgage.

Um, I think you’ve forgotten about emails. Very important.

William Henry Harrison’s boss move of taking office them promptly dying is looking like a pretty sweet deal compared to what we’re facing.

Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

I would bet any amount of money that no matter what station you turn it to, his radio only plays Jimmy Buffett songs.

whenever he finish with his left hand, it’s gonna come off.

Phil Jackson does not pay Carmelo Anthony’s salary. If anything, it’d be more accurate to say Carmelo Anthony pays Phil Jackson’s.

It’s kind of funny to think back on how many people made this joke. I mean, obviously Cheney was a powerful VP, but Bush still did plenty of presidenting. But now Trump is poised to actually be the Bush that we always used to joke about. Congratulations, President Pence.

How would you feel if your wife started telling people in the checkout line that you don’t wipe quite as thoroughly as she’d like? She isn’t wrong, but maybe you’d appreciate her not talking about your shit in public?