Oh, you meant they sent basketball back a few decades in the *bad* sense. I was hoping maybe they had thrown some good crisp bounce passes and finished off with clean two-handed set shot. #makebasketballgreatagain

Trump can’t grow a beard

As a Jew, I’ve been wondering this whole election “when are the Jews going to get dragged into this?”

I’m not anti-Semitic either, but I’m starting to get pretty pissed that my wife won’t tell me where she’s hiding her gold.

I’m surprised Adams likes One Punch Man. After all, he hated it’s prequel, One Kick Man.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

That sure looks like Chief Wahoo on a sweatshirt on sale at the official merchandise stores at non-Progressive Field last night.

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

You have to be so, so bored to care about the Indians Logo, Redskins Name, etc...

Agreed: Let’s table the discussion on the offensive representations of people that have been the subject of genocide for the foreseeable future.

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW TECH-PRIESTS OF SILICON VALLEY?

I’m not sure that’s a scorcher. I think it’s the correct take, which makes it less spicy.

i blame video game, the walking dead, etc. used to be a guy would gently lay the ball in the cup, say the pledge of allegiance, and shake hands with the opposing coach before hustling back “on d”. Now Glenn is dead. Rims are bleeding. It is madness, this culture of dunking.

Chick made Jesus sound like such a colossal asshole.

Hot take time: The White Sox are the true team that embodies Chicago. The Cubs are the team that embodies 20-something transplants who graduated for Big Ten schools.

Really excited to read this when I’m not at work, but felt compelled to raise a Toys “R” Us tangent:

Did you just all lives matter me

Vigilante teen is a good teen.