Jalen Ramsey Won’t Hesitate To Get Ejected Again

Ramsey is a Jaguar for Christ’s sake, it won’t take five years until he’d beaten down.

Using a bunch of stuffed animals left all over the place as motivation to beat someone was actually Adrian Peterson’s idea.

You forgot to throw a “in the Big Apple” in there.

I can’t wait until Goodell suspends Eli for not protecting the shield.

Presidential second terms are vastly less productive than their first. Lame duck terms are bad.

When the Browns win a championship.

When I cross one way streets, I also look the other way to make sure nobody goes the wrong way. Probably paranoid, but still.

I’m always amazed when I see someone crossing a road and they’re not constantly checking all directions for some idiot about to run them down.

Driver in the blue shitcan is a douchebag and should be sent for retesting. But when you cross a street, make sure everyone actually stopped. Don’t just blindly cross just because one car stopped.

The fact that Collin Powell shows up in the new Corvette only means one thing. Biden and Powell are running in 2020 under a new Car Party. Lets get the campaign started.

I’m sorry, but just because they list him as a forward and he can guard big guys doesn’t make his game anything close to Barkley. He’s not a big low post presence, he shoots a ton of 3s and he’s more of a slasher/ball handler than Chuck ever was. I think my Tony Allen, great-defense-but-can’t-shoot-well comparison is…

Draymond Green is a poor mans Charles Barkley. I think you do him a disservice on his talent level.

But seriously though, Draymond should be the most hated player in the NBA. At least we hate Lebron and KD because they are good, Draymond is an average level NBA player that plays great defense, and takes huge advantage of the fact that every possession for him is 4 on 3. You do not get to talk or act like the second…

“If somebody put they balls on your head, what are you supposed to do?”

I think it’s super sad that Millennials like myself—the target demo of this here internet publication—have to be told, AGAIN, that unionization is in their best interest.

American consumers is biggest road block to workers rights. Time and time again, Americans reward companies that exploit workers. Until consumers recognize their power and their role as ethical consumers, this is pissing in wind.

I don’t know about that, but I’m pretty sure you could talk Zygi Wilf into a few rounds of Mario Kart.

Jerry Richardson would be a pleasant southern gentleman to share a drink with and listen to old-timey NFL stories. That is, until you get to drink No. 3 and he starts opining on the role of “the jews” in society.

HA, JOKES ON THE PEOPLE WITH MONEY. I’M ALREADY POOR.