Roughly 72 percent of Trump supporters say that life was better in the 1950s.

Did you just all lives matter me

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

I chuckled and then sighed when he made that veiled CTE joke at the end.

I love that his response to never having thought about the prospects of nursing mothers at baseball games is to immediately dismiss the notion for the very reason that he, a confused old man, has never thought about it before.

Yeah Teats!

“Hopefully. lol.”

One day, when I am remembering some football guys, I will remember Arian Foster. He was a good football guy.

Jalen Ramsey Won’t Hesitate To Get Ejected Again

Ramsey is a Jaguar for Christ’s sake, it won’t take five years until he’d beaten down.

Using a bunch of stuffed animals left all over the place as motivation to beat someone was actually Adrian Peterson’s idea.

You forgot to throw a “in the Big Apple” in there.

I can’t wait until Goodell suspends Eli for not protecting the shield.

Presidential second terms are vastly less productive than their first. Lame duck terms are bad.

When the Browns win a championship.

When I cross one way streets, I also look the other way to make sure nobody goes the wrong way. Probably paranoid, but still.

I’m always amazed when I see someone crossing a road and they’re not constantly checking all directions for some idiot about to run them down.

Driver in the blue shitcan is a douchebag and should be sent for retesting. But when you cross a street, make sure everyone actually stopped. Don’t just blindly cross just because one car stopped.

The fact that Collin Powell shows up in the new Corvette only means one thing. Biden and Powell are running in 2020 under a new Car Party. Lets get the campaign started.

To be fair, the science is really hard. Even this record is orders of magnitude from enough plasma pressure for a self-sustained reaction. We also do not know what kind of troublesome hi-jinks we’ll have to deal with once we get the fusion process to last for more than a few seconds (neutron splattering might limit…