I don’t know about that, but I’m pretty sure you could talk Zygi Wilf into a few rounds of Mario Kart.

Jerry Richardson would be a pleasant southern gentleman to share a drink with and listen to old-timey NFL stories. That is, until you get to drink No. 3 and he starts opining on the role of “the jews” in society.

Phil Kessel is a commemorative ticket lanyard away from being a dad wearing a Phil Kessel jersey.

HA, JOKES ON THE PEOPLE WITH MONEY. I’M ALREADY POOR.

All my excess live in Texas.

This is the direct result of trying to cram the NFL into every goddamn day of the week. There’s not enough quality teams to make these unique night games worthwhile all the time. Similarly with the London games, which always seem to get the Jags.

“I don’t see what you did there.”

I’m a life long Lakers fan, and I would never, ever be happy if the Clippers managed to win a championship. The relief I feel from knowing that they might have already blown the best chances they’ve ever had, and that we are now probably watching them fade away has made these down years for the Lakers so much more…

Nah, Cubs fans existed 8 years ago.

Every team and their fans suck

Ophthalmologist: Something wrong?

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.

Man it’s really feast or famine with the Irish.

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

Jordan Farmar.

“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”

“First of all, [Donald Trump] has no game”
-Clare Malone, Fivethirtyeight

They have this new feature on Deadspin which allows you to scroll down and not have to click every article if you are not satisfied with the topic. You should check it out.

I forgot about this masterpiece. In light of current events, I suggest a game between the Cleveland Browns and a team put together by “the troops.” If the Browns win, we all get to do whatever we want when the Anthem plays without comment. If “the troops” win, then... whatever. You beat the Browns. Congrats.

GO BACK TO JEZEBEL, MAN-HATER.