I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

Now, before we all get emotional and jump to conclusions we don’t know, can’t we all just take a breath, center ourselves, and just blame Tom Brady for it?

I wouldn’t recommend it.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

Yeah, this. The development in “Penn Quarter” has been remarkable, but the development throughout the city has been remarkable.

The development in the area around the baseball stadium was far behind the growth experienced in several other D.C. neighborhoods without stadiums or arena. The truth is that by 2016, more neighborhoods in this tiny city, flush with post-9/11 anti-terrorism and defense contracting dollars, could flaunt lots of new…

They can’t bring in Kaepernick, if he ever takes a knee to close out a game he will be disrespecting the military.

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Phil looks like he borrowed his older and even dumpier brother’s suit.

If you send things back multiple times at your OWN restaurant it gives the people you’re with the impression that the food is not good. The very people you are trying to impress.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Counterpoint:

The Packers, who are instead owned by many of them

I would argue his Civil Rights record- which he’s spent most of his life working on- is pretty impressive and says a lot about his character but I guess that’s nothing compared to being a blogger

They aren’t going to win 74 games, and after last season’s, uhhh, let’s just call it a debacle

“Stomping on a team logo” not only shouldn’t be a penalty, it should be specifically encouraged. Then we can eject anyone upset by it from adulthood.

My head just about exploded thinking about the epic showdown that would have happened if Schiano hit THIS guy with his car. Universe, please make it happen.