I am so miffed. Bart, the Old English Sheepdog that won Best In Group, doesn’t look half as pretty as my Marzipan.

My tree is plastic and needs no water. My efficiency game isn’t just strong, but drought-friendly, too.

There are trees outside that God waters for me. Your efficiency game is weak.

My favourite Christmas songs are the angry sort: The Kinks: Father Christmas  and The Pogues: Fairytale of New York are tied with The Waitresses: Christmas Rapping very closely behind.

Trump doesn’t deserve thanks for doing his job. He also doesn’t deserve thanks because the only reason he did it was for a PR stunt, otherwise, he would have been happy to let those kids languish in prison. It’s also interesting how he thinks shoplifting is an absolutely horrific crime, while pedophilia, tax evasion,…

A spider is easier to subdue and dispose of than a racist killer policeman, at least.

“In south Georgia there are family trees that don’t fork much.”

Regarding Al Franken: His actions were horrible, but at what point do we can we stop painting everyone with the same brush? He was a comedian, albeit one that I never found particularly funny. He’s clearly joking in the one picture that I saw, and grabbing someone’s butt during a photo in the past sounds like a…

Our latest dog is a male that was a shelter rescue puppy. When we first got him he wouldn’t leave my side. When I’d go into the bathroom to pee (I’m a guy) he would stand next to me and pee too (he hadn’t learned to lift his leg yet, thankfully, so it would go on the tile floor, which I would then dutifully clean up.)…

Why do you think we have so many guns? There’s bears everywhere!!! ;-)

I believe it’s natural for them to cause weaving.

If you’re a judge rendering that decision. Otherwise shut the fuck up. They went to court. They’re paying their dues. Who the fuck are you to pass judgement? We have a system. It fucking sucks, granted. But the system handles it. Not a fucking wannabe vigilante

I never have/doubt I would. But I did see someone recently with one of these and think about how acceptable/unacceptable it would be to say something to them about it in passing.

I think you need a serious hug or some place to vent, friend.

Fact of the matter, teenager made a mistake, which was compounded by someone else making a mistake. Being dead doesn’t make her right.

Does anyone actually do that? It seems more likely it’s to keep them from drinking after they’ve gotten behind the wheel sober.

with the hit song “Oh Sergi”

Yes, Yes it is!

Well, she’s not “some pig.”

A town near us that we both commute through is “Stow”, but for some odd reason roughly one out of 5 times we say “Stow” using the hands free, we get stucco. As a running gag, we’ll use that in Email and even on the phone. She rolls her eyes and I giggle.

*sniffs armpit* Dayum! I gotta get some Summer in there!