I’m starting to get attracted to my sister’s mullet.

Well then, I guess that’s that. If serious, that’s definitely a reason. Not necessarily one I agree with, but at least it isn’t just a random decision you made.

I love stereotypes. They immediately identify people with (Redacted) so I know who to (Redacted)

I have never seen a comment on this site by you that I agree with. At least you are consistent.

I guess this is appropriate:

I can’t agree with you enough. If I want my mushroom and red wine reduction on the side, so I can actually taste my steak, and extra steamed vegetables instead of a starch, no one should give a shit or be put out by it. The chef should have enough tricks up her or his sleeve to create their art AND cater to their…

I don’t think you really get the concept of a business fully

Depends on if it gives you a stroke or not.

It depends. I pay $30/session.

My chiropractor charges $50 for the first visit and $30 for every visit afterwards.

I think it depends, but I’m guessing $100? Insurance should cover 75-85% of it...

Do you know of an accurate sound level app for Android? The NIOSH app is only for iOS.

I don’t know why, but calling vaginas ‘boxes’ makes me giggle.

Nah, they’re just showing you there’s a lid. As long as your tampon ends up inside the box they don’t care how you do it.

You put ketchup on hamburgers, your opinion is invalid.

You be quiet. Heinz is awesome. I love how vinegary it is. A lot of ketchup is too sweet.

They wrote it in crayon on the windshield, but somebody licked it off.

My U.S. army trained sludge truck driver would sure as hell know the minimum height the vehicle could fit under. Of course, he served in the post vietnam years, so everyone thinks the army was like stripes then. Also, he was combat arms(fire directional control). Some other coworkers i have just say they were in…

That sounds like my complaint about ordering coffee.

It doesn’t happen as much anymore, but as a female, in the past I would frequently get the second degree about whether I knew what I was doing when I went to get parts. And then there were times when I was brought the wrong part, insisted it was the wrong part, showed them why it was the wrong part, and was still…