She’s a sadistic old bat!

Who are you people calling you people?

Sometimes that just leads to serious chaffing.

It’s aspirational. First you get the tshirt, then you get the tat, then you build the custom car.

I’m kinda digging that whole Amish thing she’s got going on.

Good point. I’ve decided to install a GoPro in my dog’s head, then graft the head onto the side of a child’s neck. This will allow me to multitask more efficiently. Life’s a busy bitch, I gotta get shit done!

You are missing one “explained” after Engineering Explained.

Just let them go. To Russia,Somalia, or hell.

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If it didn’t want to be eaten...

I wouldn’t want to join a club that accepts people like me!

Damn, you were doing so well, until you threw in your own, modern, pointless prejudice.

I’m not sure you’re a Negro, but you’re certainly rude!

“This isn’t the 1950's, not everyone who has a tattoo is in a motorcycle gang you know.”

I’d never fight a stranger in the Alps. Well, maybe in a rented car.

The places that have the most trouble with substitutions ARE the corporate chains. Much of their menu is based on pre-packaged and pre-seasonedmaterial.

That can be a win-win situation, depending on the hostess.

There’s a joke about highschool dating in there, but I’m too old to remember the details.

No one is JUST a dick.

I think I dated her.