Yes, hehe! We have that reputation. But we smell nice!

as a veteran of a 22 year relationship, those sound like the building blocks of a successful marriage, aym

Boaty McBoatface.

maybe you do, and maybe you don’t...the real question is can you properly identify a person who is into tall chicks when they are saying something coy like “i’m into tall chicks”?

HA! Hopefully you’re not THAT finger lickin’ good :D

Nipple tassels.

The toes on her left foot are 1-1/2 times longer than the ones on her right.

That’s not Melania; that is Michael Jackson.

no, but trumpito likely imagines it on the regular.

Ain’t black like Barry White...

Nah I’m 7 this honkies goin to heaven

When did Tavarish buy a Mercury?

Of course there’s a lien on it. You sell your soul to the devil in order to drive this and survive.

“Third, cell phone and refueling”

ladies versions are always more expensive

ladies versions are always more expensive

Sure! Maybe Liam Neeson hides in a wolf, and the wolf hides in the bear? It’s like a turducken.

He’s had his last dance with Mary Jane.

I will probably watch The Mountain Between Us, since Idris, but...I feel like what the film-makers should have really done was take all these ‘crashed with an enemy that we have to collaborate with to survive’ and just...mash them together.

Fuck, that is a solid point.