Oh no, I’m not falling for the old “penis exorcism” trick again!

Well, that’s what I was half-expecting to happen.

I imagine he’d want some friendly NEIGH-bors.

I don’t care if the only thing my family has to bury is a tooth and a toenail. Take it all. I’m recyclable!

Trolling is an art, and you are no artist.

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They can’t even go to the bathroom standing up.

But what if the penis is haunted now?

More like bison breaks the house.

Yeah but is Robert De Niro in the book?

The bartender denies it. She also went on a rant about him making anti gay remarks, and according to the restaurant, he’s gay himself. I’m taking RR’s story with a pinch of salt (on my fries). There are stories about her being an asshole before.

If nobody cares about them any more then why does even a crummy condition El Camino commands a premium price?

OK. I do see what you mean, but I think it will have the opposite effect. It removes the health argument from the anti-everything crowd.

I would vote for a Cuban sandwich before I’d vote for Donald Trump.

I agree with you on that. Not all dancers are prostitutes and I am certainly not shaming them at all. It removes the excuse for the license, generates real statistics to combat the lies about dancers and - is some cases - may catch an STD early.

Oh jeez that is Naomi Watts.

National televised broadcasts of every fucking execution because no matter how fucked up their crimes, they’re still people.

You literally have 0.0000 common sense. Why the fuck do strippers need to be vetted by the State at all moron? (that’s rhetorical)

On that note, my husband shared this tweet with me the other day and I laughed much harder than he expected:

‘Behind Blue Eyes’, maybe?