roll up the waistband of your skirt

Uniforms for teenage girls are perfect because they give them a harmless outlet for all sorts of rebellion.

to be fair, we’d find like 5" platform chunky penny loafers...which wasn’t what the uniform people intended...

His books hold up surprisingly well, all things considered. I’ve read (and reread) most of them, and they’re all still enjoyable!

I get some of what you’re saying, but it’s still a weak spot that requires some suspension of disbelief (at least for the novel—I’ve not watched the miniseries yet). The women are paper-thin, and yet we’re expected to believe Pine formed such strong attachments to them that he will basically give his life to…

Pie is better than cake.

You can’t just be flaunting your dirty pillows on TV! Think of the children! /sarcasm

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

Alright, you’ve mentioned it twice. I’ll be the one to ask: what is edging?

And we have a winner!!

The correct answer: If you change the roll, you get to choose. If you don’t change the roll, keep your opinion to yourself.

I just gave you a star! I guess I shot myself on the foot ha!

Kid: Holy shit, that ball boy might have just saved my life!

Hopefully it comes in an eight ounce can so he can get his tiny mitts around it!

says the guy who is too lazy to type ‘demographic’!

BabyJane is my punny-honey.

it won't be special unless you can find it in a rack with the jennifers and kristins. i know that sounds weird that a custom-made one wouldn't be special, but as a person with a more unique name, it's the being able to find a name souvenir without effort that is the exciting part. (but i'm sure she would also love…

I think that part would be easier to find than one would think.

GFY