Enjoy the pirate’s outfit :)

This made me remember being single in the early 90’s. Every bachelor had a black leather couch and MASSIVE speakers.

My first was breech at 37 weeks and my ob was threatening a c section. I’d read some place that if you played a song with a really strong bass. So we put a speaker between my legs with “Flashlight” by Parliament blasting. And he turned to it! It was like a freaking earthquake (he was born 4 days later and was 10 lbs.)

I don’t understand at least half of these tweets.

Wow. I was expecting a lot more based on the headline. Mia really needs to work on her shade game.

During Y2K, I was at a Sam’s Club in AL. There was an elderly woman in front of me who had cases and cases of nothing but asparagus. Not lying: when the cashier joked that she really must like asparagus, the old lady didn’t miss a beat: “If the world ends and I gotta drink my own pee, it’s by god gonna have some…

Wouldn’t that be grilled chicken?

And BTW YES THIS IS WHAT YOURE FIGHTING FOR

OH OMG don’t worry’ of COURSE it was cool qnd much appreciated for you to agree and back me up! Thank you! I just get confused with what comments are replying to what comments sometimes because I mainly use my phone for Jezebel.

This is after I was in recovery for anorexia ? I don’t have any pictures of me from when I was at my worst because I don’t want to see them. They are sad and hard to look at. I don’t understand how this is thinspiration And I don’t really see what you’re getting at.

Suspenders, actually, but staples would work too .. a little more permanent though.

PS I said it was a HOT NYE LOOK not that I’m hot

I wish she would #rebelstop with all the #rebeltalk.

Seriously, if someone blew up my planet with my family on it, I'd be a little haggard too.

And she looks great. Fuck ‘em.

I already know where I'm going after I die.

*Roveralls

Well it really depends on the dog.

Solved the problem.