Steve Erwin doesn't

He’s cuuute! He kinda looks like a dancing pork wonton with googly eyes.

If Doug was involved, the RangeRover would have been broken down.

Haha!

well, they may be different but at least we don’t call 112 lbs a “hundredweight.”

With that many livers, I could drink forever.

A 20+ ton vehicle...what’s that, like a couple hundred pounds?

Oh gosh yeah Kirby Delauter, how did we forget about Kirby Delauter just Kirby Delautering around town with his Kirby face and his Delauter demeanor

Point taken. Thanks for the reminder!

Fair enough. I was born in the 70s, and the only thing I've ever encountered suggesting that wearing purple is inappropriate is the poem itself.

I guess I’m out-olding all of you. I didn’t even know that “Netflix and Chill” was an actual thing. Of course, the concept is quite old: I recall being in my 20’s with a total “FWB” and she’d call up on a Friday and ask if I wanted to watch a movie. This was totally code for: a) go rent something (ON VHS!!!) that is…

Doing haikus with friends from the northeast is always fun. Always get called out for adding an extra syllable.

Well, we do tend to make one syllable words sound like they have more than one on occassion. But only...rarely.... >.>

Aw shucks, Eddie, what a cute little buckeroo you were.

I’m sorry.

To you as well. And a very happy and healthy New Year.

I actually *asked* Santa for coal one year. For my rock collection.

I got it too, nice good samples. And now I’m a geologist/hydrologist.

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.

Aspect ratio is an artistic choice that’s hugely influenced by the subject matter being filmed. Here, it’s essential to take into consideration that what we’re filming - girls and claw machine cabinets - are upright, taller-than-they-are-wide subjects. As such, “portrait orientation” was 100% absolutely the correct…

I have a throw-away theory about this. Which is, the manufacturers read a book by Stephen King, called “Thinner”. And now they’re in a death spiral of weight loss. : )