Oh yeah the ensuing conversation was so awkward. I had to stop asking questions like that or pointing out inconsistencies because I could see how uncomfortable they were getting. You could just see all that dawning on them and then the embarrassment on their faces, it was bad.

You’ve signed up to fight, and possibly die for your country

The only gravity stronger than a black hole is a pink hole.

I get it. Maybe I’m just never in enough of a rush that I have to ‘cheat’ the language in my texts. Or maybe I’m just too old, but I usually text in complete sentences.

I’m southern and one of the best things on earth is a blt or tomato sandwich on squishy white bread.

No one stresses the “e” in speech

Yeah, I grew up in the south and was taught to shoot at age...seven, I think? My mom and I never went hunting—it wasn’t for us—but my brother, dad, grandpa, and grandma all used to hunt. When your grandma is the best shot in your family, there’s certainly nothing inspirational about a girl who accidentally shoots an en…

Does that mean, “looking into loving sheep” or “look away I love sheep”

It’s not even that the period is less sincere; it’s just seen that way. The study says more about the readers of texts than anything else.

This reeks of anti-intellectualism. You’re not allowed to spell properly, use correct punctuation, or have a large vocabulary these days because you might offend the person receiving the message by inadvertently making them think they’re stupid.

Exactly.

What a person reads into a period at the end of a sentence is a reflection of the reader’s own issues.

NEWS IS OF GREAT INTEREST STOP REQUIRE FURTHER INVESTIGATION STOP

Oh no crust favorite part!! And actually doesn’t really taste like pudding. Guess I’m just weird. But I’m also very particular about my chocolate pie. Only like my mama’s. Lol. Oh and now you said pudding so I'm thinking about banana pudding. Lol

Now I'm thinking about someone dipping their nuts into a disgusting pumpkin pie, and I'm all upset about it. YOU took it there, Mother!

Pie >>>>>>>>> cake.

I am sad because we agreed on cream cheese and banana bread, but you are incorrect here friend. Pie is, in fact delicious.

OH MY GOD I HAVE TO DO THAT!!! LIKE TONIGHT!

Cream cheese in general makes everything better. Banana bread + cream cheese = the greatest breakfast ever known to man.