Our hair and skin are so much happier when we don’t fuck with them...

So you’d use a commercially-made mousetrap instead? Have you ever seen what they do when they don’t kill the animal immediately?

It’s also an indictment on the NFL and NCAA as well, since they play the Pro Bowl, an FBS program and bowl games at Aloha.

Fuck the universe’s opinion.

Before googling this, I was really confused as to what the European Union had to do with it.

There so much I miss about the old internet discussion formats. Bulletin board style conversations, where it was easy to follow all the action, even with multiple people talking at each other. I hate this default grey shit, where the thing that should be reserved for true trolls is the default mode and the forever…

Tell her the rollercoasters are fucking awesome. The rest of the park is kind of garbage - we went for my friend’s bachelorette. And they don’t even sell alcohol in the park! We went in August, so we were pounding water, but still!

Okay but I think it must be because he was in Smallville with an American accent and that shit sounded SO FAKE.

I am so loopy on Sonata so I am going to see what the night holds. If Jez has a affect? Well hey there Bobby. Mark. Nr Noir *sigh*, 32 steps, Askyourmother and a few more who should really go in lockdown. Just kidding, this is a feminist website and I will behave myself.

What. The. Fuck.

Yeah, I GOT it. Thanks.

Dude, I think women yanking out tampons during their shower in a communal shower area and leaving them HANGING ON THE WALLS is totally deserving of a snide tone. That’s some hard-core nasty womaning.

Okay, congratulations on circling the first word there. You have mastered the basic skills of MS Paint. Did you try actually reading the three that follow it though? It’s saying the applicator is flushable, not the actual tampon. Though flushing the applicator also seems like an unnecessarily risky idea.

I don’t think you want a product designed to break down as fast as toilet paper to be shoved all up in you.

But you DO want one with long fingers. Short-fingered proctologists, well, gotta roll up their sleeves to get in there....

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

In high school my hair stylist was dating my friends dad. The daughter was also a client. I still need some brain bleach after being 17 and hearing about my best friend’s dad’s erection woes, coke habit, and the dirty details of his relationship with his ex wives. I never repeated any of it but I couldn’t spend time…

The doctrine and the jurisprudence in Brazilian Criminal Law have established from long ago that murder by drowning is one of the circunstances that our law calls “cruel means”, carrying a mandatory agravation of the penalty. Again, probably not aplicable in this case, but just a bit of legal trivia.

There... aren’t a lot of hugely musicians who couldn’t say this exact thing about one time in their life. Rock and roll lifestyle and all, ya dig?

And then when your husband leaves you with the five kids he said he wanted, you’ll easily be able to jump back into the workforce. It's foolproof!