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Hmm. Maybe I haven’t been around long enough to notice, or possibly just because I am on Jez far more often that Gawker. Either way, gtk, thanks.

No I meant I LITERALLY didn’t read it, not that I didn’t understand.

I’ll say it again: literally nothing you’re saying proves anything more than his DNA in bite marks on her skin proves . His DNA WAS found on her. Inside of bite marks. It just was not found in her underwear or vagina. Just because “two other men” didn’t wear a condom doesn’t mean that Patrick Kane’s DNA would have

It started out as “Tootimossi” but they changed it at Ellis Island. 😀

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It’s the context and backstory that gives it weight, not the plot point. I watched the red wedding when it aired, and even so, when I read ASoS, I FREAKED THE FUCK OUT.

Hey, Tom Jones the singer annoys me because he’s NOT Tom Jones the Henry Fielding character. So to each her own I guess.

Yeah, those are asshole spoilers. Like, I get that people at parties or bars or in the break room want to talk about things sometimes, and that if you’ve waited too long to see something it’s on you to get out of the way of that conversation. People who spoil things to be funny are almost always jerks.

Tangent: And once a book, movie or television show has been out for six months, I have no responsibility to protect you from ding-dang spoilers. You clearly don’t care that much if that much time has passed.

“my brother Forrest once said nothing can kill us, we can’t never die”.

Now I am curious, what exactly is Pinkham’s Law? Is it “Thou shalt not question a server’s actions, ever”?

That’s where the drinking comes in. You’ll feel as though you’re saying clever shit even when you aren’t.

Cute little raggedy poofs. :)

At this moment, no. Spongebathworthy, perhaps, but not spongeworthy.

That’s what they said about appendices, and then they exploded in us.

Or a little bishop in a turtleneck.

“Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.”

I actually got to chat with Lucien Graves on kinja during the article about the MO abortion lawsuit. He informed me that they do hold a heartfelt belief in Satan, but that their definition of satan is not the Christian one; rather it is the pursuit of knowledge and their worship is the act of pointing out ignorance.

Uncanny...

Huh. I didn’t realize that the majority of male legislators had to put up with sexual harassment, gender discrimination and other bullshit.