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I prefer my whoppers to be the malt ball kind.

Pretty much lol

Since when is “Cheney” unpronounceable?

You’re a fucking miserable cunt

What is it with those people? Feet are alternately boring and gross.

Started out well, but the ending was kinda rough:

“Brownback” always sounded to me like the kind of activity that would leave behind a lot of “Santorum.”

the Bad Blood video required artistry and creativity. It’s not the violence people care about, it’s the quality of the video and the music.

You forgot the revenge song. It’s the most important part of TayTay’s girl power repertoire.

As another commenter said awhile back, I’m team P!nk. She’s involved in none of this idiocy.

Team Miley

The words ‘tittie” and “pit” together makes me think about where mine end up when I’m on my back.

Five years is a way too harsh sentence. Sentencing is getting out of control. They were on the brink and teetered off the edge once and probably out of ignorance - rich people have servants, they probably figured he would be rescued in a half hour - and one year in jail would be enough punishment and wake up call but

I’m in GA now, and I pull them in front of the covers while waiting in the checkout line.

6 is right out.

Did you get better?

Or alternatively “Your mother is a whore and your father smells of elderberries!”

I understand the issue was that Verhoeven, the writers, the studio, etc. couldn’t stomach Heinlein’s politics in the book, or figured that audiences couldn’t. (The book says only soldiers should be allowed to vote, etc.) So they made a kind of parody.

Heinlein was influential and skilled, but he had some very strange,