Too funny, thanks!

Now I am curious, what exactly is Pinkham’s Law? Is it “Thou shalt not question a server’s actions, ever”?

That’s where the drinking comes in. You’ll feel as though you’re saying clever shit even when you aren’t.

Cute little raggedy poofs. :)

At this moment, no. Spongebathworthy, perhaps, but not spongeworthy.

That’s what they said about appendices, and then they exploded in us.

Or a little bishop in a turtleneck.

Oh I have another story. My (female) friend and college roommate had gotten an artsy Euro movie from another friend, but we didn’t have a TV in our flat, so we watched it on my computer. The movie was pretty sad, with two female leads/friends. Then out of nowhere one of the female leads confesses to being a lesbian to…

Haha your name!

“Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.”

So at what concentration of aluminum in glass can we start calling it transparent aluminum? Anything over 50%?

I actually got to chat with Lucien Graves on kinja during the article about the MO abortion lawsuit. He informed me that they do hold a heartfelt belief in Satan, but that their definition of satan is not the Christian one; rather it is the pursuit of knowledge and their worship is the act of pointing out ignorance.

She ran into my knife. SHE RAN INTO MY KNIFE 24 TIMES.

Uncanny...

Yeah, it looks like the Satanic Temple is a relatively new group that’s really just a bunch of activists testing the constitutionality of religiously-motivated laws. So, kind of like the ACLU, but generating more clickbait-worthy headlines. All the more reason to send them money.

Oh, god-a sentient ham—that’s what his face is like! Well, “sentient”? I dunno, let’s say “animated”.

I had to go back to work, they frowned upon pjs in the workplace. I have no qualms going to the liquor store in pajamas

Ya the more I hear about this kind of stuff the bigger fan of the Satanic Temple I become. Their presence seems to guarantee that the First Amendment gets applied and I find it hilarious. Nothing terrifies those Christians more than the threat of Satanists approaching their precious children!

“Republican”.

Huh. I didn’t realize that the majority of male legislators had to put up with sexual harassment, gender discrimination and other bullshit.