Sweet shit, you’re DEAD and still griping about kinja!

That’s when you’ll know it’s too late to die young.

Still here, maybe not bitching as much? Nah, I’d just find something else to gripe about.

There’s hope for you yet!

Especially when you have a touch of arthritis.

If kinja would group comments and replies better I would be far less confused - sometimes.

Yeah, I sympathize with you. My stepson is raising a too religious family, and I find myself being “polite” and avoiding topics. with them.

I favor a Shih Tzu, or two. And I’ll miss my crazy Pootese a lot longer than I had her.

I’m still young, but my body’s getting pretty old.

I don’t need a truck real often, but I sure want one .Mostly when I’m trying to back up with my too short car and my little trailer, or worrying I’ll kill my transmission towing too much weight. It’s also much more convenient to just throw crap into the truck than to hook up a trailer, test the lights, and dealing…

I need to dig out my old CDs, he wrote some great stuff.

They both wrote great lyrics, though I first noticed Siverstein in Playboy. I learned about Lyle when he opened for John Prine.

Mine only weighs a few ounces.

I’ve owned four convertibles, and I really don’t like ragtops. The early ‘70s? Fiat Spyder I bought because my mom loved it. I eventually got rid of it because the top leaked and I wanted something with a bench seat for saying. The ‘95 Metro, late ‘90s LeBaron, and 2000 Miata were bought for my wife to daily drive.…

You’re not much fun.

My 60+ wife totalled her Miata, should I buy this?

What, like Barbie and Ken?

I’m vampire colored, with decades of sun damage. I can and will wear any color. Shame I can’t afford a dermatologist.

If you think you hate cats, you’re just a bad cook. And a bad human.

Even worse, the “only girls wear pink” attitude.