I look at it as friendly teasing, or a good indicator of who to avoid, depending.

Real men love cats, small dogs, and bourbon.

So, what sort of girl car are you driving? I favor the Prius C for commuting, and the Miata for driving.

I got a Pez dispenser, and a bus ride to Parris Island.

Boot? That’s not a boot, this is a boot.

Those shoulder-pads were borrowed from a high school football team.

He needs to get a JC Whitney catalog and order some helper springs.

A one horse inboard-outboard!

I’ve met you! It was hanging around the coffee maker at work, or maybe the water cooler.

They shower in the yard with a hose, or walk through the automatic car wash.

And if I had a boat
I’d go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I’d ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat

I wish I had my ‘79 body.

I sorta wanted a Brat back in the ‘80s. Even though I knew it was too small for my life.

I just noticed this nearly one year old comment. It occurs to me that a trollbooth should be under a pontoon bridge, so it checks out.

Converts often go batshit crazy, or at least get very into being better than the rest of the world at whatever they convert to. As my Catholic mother told me over 50 years ago, “There’s nothing worse than a reformed whore.”

Quick, someone write a ballet based on Snoop’s “Doggy Style” album. I’ll finally get to wear my DS t-shirt without the side-eye it usually brings (there are drawbacks to being an old white guy).

Better wear some pants, as well.

Five times? I would cut his mic after the second time.

Should they? Front plates still haven’t been shown to improve safety OR reduce pollution.

Republicans don’t believe in Sex Ed.