The only dog I had that would return a toy to me

None? Even my Shih Tzus like to herd (other dogs).

I’m old enough to miss the days when only Waffle House and a few gas stations were open on Thanksgiving and Christmas.

My MIL was such a nasty bitch that for the last few years of her life the only person who was speaking to her was the Starbucks manager.

Excellent choices. I recommend you check out “Christmas With the Family” by Robert Earl Keene. It’s pretty much a description of the good natured low class white people I knew growing up.

Rogue’s gallery.

My 4-month old Shih Tzu showing off her freckles.

He seems like a nice guy, if you don’t know he’s a racist, plus a reformed drunk and druggie who badmouths his son and sister for drinking and drugging.

New phone, who dis?

My wife was adopted at birth. When she met her birth family the sisters told her to never accept any food from her brother, he picks up and cooks roadkill.

You need a new hobby.

A racist killer policeman has never been in my shower. 

I was told they crawl into your ear and eat your brain.

“The snake was good though.”

If you’re going to have a Code Brown experience, the shower is a good place for it.

The difference is real, but not relevant. There’s no way to prevent the mistakes of others, only your own. This poor girl made a fairly small mistake, as all of us have, but this time with horrible consequences. Her mistake put her in the way of his mistake. For some strange reason it seems the local cops feel they…

So whose fault is it that she backed out into traffic?

If a person without a breathalyzer interlock had been driving would you still be having a tantrum at that driver, or would you get talking about the person who backed into traffic unsafely? If the girl had survived and the other driver died she would be charged with failure to yield and vehicular homicide and you…

“The boomers were know at the selfish generation.”

I don’t care how good a car it is, I don’t want anything that shares a name with a Steve Perry band.